konotton
konotton
Manic Pixie Dream Guy
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trevor • twenty-three • he • gay • weird fantasy writer • southern california
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konotton · 25 days ago
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konotton · 25 days ago
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desegregate all sports now. no more gendered sports. its stupid
if you absolutely must, in primarily muscle force-based sports, create competitive classes like in boxing except separated by body comp, not just pure body weight. i mean, if you must. this will eliminate any tiny advantages in muscle mass. some will say basketball should have height classes but frankly some of the NBA's most impressive players were not tall so idk that this actually matters ever
the primary athletic impediment to all women is overwhelmingly cultural and psychological. i have won probably half the physical competitions with cis men that i have engaged in, friendly or otherwise. even without the benefit of a lifetime of people trying to make me throw or hit balls, i have won wrestling matches, sparring matches, funny backyard foam sword fights, video games, equestrian activities, dance, endurance tests of various kinds, etc. i'm small and weak. men think theyre stronger and more skilled than they are, women think the opposite about themselves
humans just arent that differently-sized or -shaped, as a species. we have almost no sexual dimorphism at all compared to the vast majority of other mammals.
animals that have similar levels of sexual dimorphism to humans, for example cats, dogs, and horses, do not generally have competitive events segregated by sex. the dog agility trials dont normally have separate leagues for male and female dogs (gendered competitions exist they're just unusual). because it doesnt matter. there is no kentucky derby 2 just for girl horses. thats not a thing
remove all gendered categories from online shopping websites and universalize clothing and shoe sizing. im sick of having to search two entirely different sections of ebay when im just trying to find a nice velvet loafer in size 39 EU. what the hell is "women's clothing"
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konotton · 25 days ago
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you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
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konotton · 1 month ago
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not a dream
sometimes I go on a Wikipedia rabbit hole
I hear about a historical figure, a royal, a warrior, an artist or someone completely else and then I can spend hours reading up about them and then following the line of their female descendants as far as it can get me
the goal is to find out someone who has descendants in this day and age and it makes me exceptionally happy when that happens
usually I also save cool art of said daughters, granddaughters etc.
like these
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if I run out of female descendants, I then find a niece of theirs (follow the line of youngest brother usually)
I can go like this for hours
these are some images I saved from my latest drift
I know so many strange facts about random historical women lol
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konotton · 1 month ago
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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it
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konotton · 2 months ago
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ohmu chase!
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konotton · 2 months ago
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something kind for Metal
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konotton · 3 months ago
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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.
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konotton · 3 months ago
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‘Homo sum’ in Latin: ‘I am a human being’
‘Homo sum’ in Polish:
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konotton · 3 months ago
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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this
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we got this
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and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in
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konotton · 3 months ago
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im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.
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konotton · 3 months ago
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konotton · 3 months ago
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lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber
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konotton · 3 months ago
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I can't even see the word "rouge" in the fricking department store without assuming some dd..struggling soul is misspelling "rogue"
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konotton · 4 months ago
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Two Types Of People - Your Eldritch Pal Kirby
Ribbon - KelseyPoppen "Kirby"/Batamon - KelseyPoppen Prince Fluff - SophiaMKea Shadow Kirby - NyimaGreenVA
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konotton · 7 months ago
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The problem with “senseless violence” narrative around the UnitedHealthcare CEO is that it ignores the inherent violence of the insurance industry. Denying someone lifesaving care is violence. Subjecting someone to drawn out periods of pain before treatment is violent. The industry is made up of millions of acts of violence everyday, with the CEO at the helm guiding it all. This is not unprovoked and it’s not an overreaction; it is just harder to ignore
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konotton · 7 months ago
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The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something
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