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The single most badass moment in all of Fullmetal Achemist: Brotherhood is when Yoki ran Pride over with his car please discuss

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BREAKING NEWS LOCAL 20 SOMETHING HAS ISOLATED HERSELF SO COMPLETELY THAT EVERY ATTEMPT AT EVEN PASSING GENUINE HUMAN CONNECTION ENDS IN OVER-COMPLEMENTING SOMEONE SHE ADMIRES AND MAKES HER SEEM LIKE A CREEPY NECKBEARD TRYING TO PULL SOMETHING MORE DETAILS WHENEVER SHE NEXT OPENS HER MOUTH

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So I was dm for the first time the other day, playing a heavily modded up homebrew that basically threw all rules out the window so i could slowly introduce concepts to 2 new players. i THOUGHT i had planned out enough to prepare. i was wrong. they were supposed to stop at the inn and maybe some shops, find some hidden stuff, go to the temple, and accept the mission, then journey into the overrun temple to actually, you know, have combat. instead, 5+ hours and countless seat-of-pants additions i only partly prepped later, they’ve managed to injure each other instead of learning names, injure themselves, shoot an arrow down some sort of cursed well thingy, rescue trapped slaves from a room i never mapped out, dump fish on a burning inn before travelling back in time and melting the inn instead, then summoning a hurricane onto the town, farting on the blind monk healer i invented to save them from death, cause massive racism in not only the town but manage to personally insult the duke, and then on a whim before entering the dungeon, use the limited item of prayer to the gods to raze the entire city to the ground. And at least one of those things i can’t even go into detail on because it LITERALLY HAS EFFECT ON AND SPOILS THE LAST BOSS *cries in dm*

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So if anyone asks me what I did on my day off, i can tell them: Oh, you know, I accidentally outlined a script for a potential Aquaman sequel; with interesting world building segments, some nice plot hooks for spin offs and further adventures, new character introductions, existing character development, call backs, chances to address and unpack some of the events of the last movie while expanding into new territory and adventures, rich little snippets of humor, passing moments of commentary on real world issues, cute couple-y moments, classic 90′s nostalgia en masse, and some prime opportunities to thumb the nose at other competing stories/mega-franchises. On an unrelated note, anybody know how to get into contact with DC films script development division? Asking for a secretly hopeful friend.

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i really really love how i have never ever had to see that awful body experimentation scene from alien covenant ever again

like there’s the unspoken rule or something, we all realized that it was a bit too far and nobody brings it up at all ever. not online, not in person. i’m breaking the rule here only because i so greatly appreciate the fact that, to everyone I've ever met, that scene doesn't exist

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update because i’m procrastinating on NaNo: newt and john are still siblings but their role models, their stepmom and their aunt, are BOTH sigourney weaver in a world just getting back on it’s feet after a barely thwarted alien invasion

mayhem ensues

also no one other than @lotrotter knows/cares, but in that one independence day sequel fix fic that got totally out of hand?  i’m gonna make john conner and newt siblings and no one can stop me

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in my defense, i really am that easily distracted if it’s not silly little irl adult things like work, it’s the internet, or as of right now, other writing ideas

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no editing we write like we’re horribly behind on NaNo

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25 years of ads peeled away

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So the break room at work is right next to the men's room, and I gotta say the world's best diet assist is when a dude comes out of there breathing heavily

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my hands 0.3 seconds after touching a gaming controller:

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Our world is changing. The mass extinction we feared has already begun, and we are the cause. We are the infection. But like all living organisms, the earth unleashed a fever to fight this infection. It’s original and rightful rulers, the Titans. For thousands of years these creatures have remained in hiding around the world. And unless all the Titans are found, our planet will perish, and so will we. They are the only guarantee that life will carry on.

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I LOVE MY SO-POORLY-CONSTRUCTED-IT-FAILS MILITARY PROPAGANDA GODZILLA MOVIE SO MUCH!!!

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youtube? 

youtube. 

glad we had this talk

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now the real question is: what do i follow that up with? 

sure as shit ain’t gonna be sleep

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hmmm

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also since i’m apparently posting things now ??? there are only 3-4 quail chicks this year, the stray cat ate WELL this spring