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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”
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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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In the club
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apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"
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no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now
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we should let rouxls kaard deltarune create polycules in other universes i think
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."
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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch
Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!
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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women
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