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this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me

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goku is a good man. he marries his childhood sweetheart and has a son at 20 years old. he owns a house. an expansive property in fact. he has died 4 times and is still alive. goku is the very personification of the american dream

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Tumblr misinformed me more than school ever could

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college tips: absolutely take that three hour lecture that meets once a week? what, you want to go in three times a week for an hour instead? also your prof will 90% tire out by the 2 hour mark and let you go anyway. don’t listen to that post with 30k notes 

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this is my gta online character. he’s a store manager at a sports authority and the father of two beautiful boys. he LOVES his wife and drives an affordably priced suv. he LOVES getting coffee and watching the game. he isn’t a criminal.

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Hey Nashville, see all that red? and we didn't even have to give out free t-shirts.

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“What did you do to your arm? I can see the bandage.” Nicole Brown rags on her husband Dustin Brown

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(◕‿◕✿)  Friendly reminder we have a staff meeting at 2pm in the conference room (◕‿◕✿)

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this woman honestly needs psychiatric attention

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As an paper clip who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my style. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock… I personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious

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person: do you have a tumblr

me: yes but tell me which of my traits led you to that conclusion so i can eliminate it

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you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

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17 sickles to a galleon and 29 knuts to a sickle seems like a pretty confusing system for a community of people who stop learning maths at the age of eleven