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it would've been a beautiful first goal if it wasn't offside

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Carter nooo Carter the race is starting Carter you're not in position Carter your team is gonna lose Carterrrr. Carter it's the Bay Area Dragon Boat Festival why are you even here Carter. Carterrrrrrr

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i could blog better than this but i won't

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tried to turn the realest quote of all time into an image in picmix without using the text tool

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my classmate is a big matilda’s fan but she is some how homophobic. like im sorry girl that does not equivocate

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my absolute favorite difference between the nhl and the pwhl - besides the lesbians - is the huge difference in education and education level.

nhl they’re talking all about the players hockey IQ and then there are literal medical doctors playing for the pwhl

IT CRACKS ME UP OKAY

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well best wishes to the newlyweds i guess?

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this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

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I’m at a wedding helping set it up and boom. on the wall is a photo of the 2010 olympics men’s canada team. hockey haunts me

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byfie pls

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LAFFY EXTENSION -> 3yr x 4.1M

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Whenever I listen to the song coyotes by briscoe I become sad. tf you mean there is a lyric that goes: “hey baby we’ll never die. forever young…” and I have to sit here and act like im not thinking about the yotes

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what is your number 8 song on your on repeat playlist?

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Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

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NHL teams as different lantern power rings

because these goddam lanterns are overtaking my life + this is my opinion and i am heavily biased 😁

RED - RAGE

Buffalo Sabres: all the sabres do is make me feel rage. why they do half the shit that they do, i don’t know.

New York Rangers: idk everyone just seems kinda angry and sad

Vancouver Canucks: nobody is happy. every time (sorry canucks fans) I see someone post about the canucks they’re made at something (I get that because what even was that last season?)

Colorado Avalanche: they hit hard

ORANGE - GREED (avarice)

Vegas Golden Knights: is this purely because they are based in vegas? yes, yes it is.

Florida Panthers: i’m a hater what can i say

Tampa Bay Lightning: idk bro i just think florida (state) having won the stanley cup 5 times being crazy (forgive me the floridians out there)

YELLOW - FEAR

Anaheim Ducks: i fear the ducks management & coaches

Nashville Predators: who thought that shirt was a good idea?

Carolina Hurricanes: i fear the team they have built

New Jersey Devils: how’s the contract situation going?

GREEN - WILLPOWER

Los Angeles Kings: my silly little team who doesn’t give up even though they aren’t the best in the playoffs </3

Columbus Blue Jackets: that 2024-25 season was soulful

Ottawa Senators: it ain’t over until i (linus ullmark) say it’s over!

Washington Capitals: what a 180 from the season before last

BLUE - HOPE

San José Sharks: idk the hope you all have in the future seems very cool

Minnesota Wild: like those really annoying pregnancy test ads say, please let this be the year (please don’t ask im tired idk what im talking about at this point)

Calgary Flames: dustin wolff you are sooooo good

St. Louis Blues: they are both blue. And the last quarter of the 2024-25 season was bonkers

INDIGO - COMPASSION

New York Islanders: one reason and one reason alone and that is that they had the least penalty minutes last season (459 PIM)

Seattle Kraken: i love the goalie love going on over there (that I see on my dashboard idk real life)

Dallas Stars: one word: otter

VIOLET - LOVE

Philadelphia Flyers: we all know why

Montréal Canadians: 👍

Winnipeg Jets: i love goalie love 🥰

Detroit Red Wings: only because of how much they love their captain

WHITE - LIFE

Utah: they are building a team. not from scratch but it did give some players some new lease of life

BLACK - DEATH

Arizona Coyotes: self explanatory.

Edmonton Oilers: my friend is still mourning what could have been so it felt fitting to put the polluters in death

Boston Bruins: idk even know. still not over #that trade

BONUS:

GOLD - JOY: vegas golden knights (again) - i have never seen someone so happy to join a team + the knights have the added bonus of being gold

GREY - SORROW:

Toronto Maple Leafs: lol

Pittsburgh Penguins: what is happening over there anyways?

chicago goes somewhere idk where, but it’s definitely somewhere

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take this uquiz and I'll guess your hockey blorbo type! these results probably won't be very accurate, but hopefully it's entertaining

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sending fandom memes to friends despite not being part of the fandom. Is it good or is it shit tier I don't know but it's Glup Shitto from ur show hope u like it