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sameriver:
‘Nope.’
“If you tell me what I did wrong I can make it better.”
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@sameriver
“I think I look just like you.”
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walkindvde:
‘Same to you, sweetheart. Nose looks a little crooked.’
“It does not.”
“Liar.”
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@walkindvde
“What is the point of being able to look like anything if you choose to look like that?”
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bonnmot:
‘Hey, hey, I’m not forcing you, but what’s this?’ He reaches to brush their hair back and palm a coin from behind their ear, he slaps it into their hand. ‘Penny for your thoughts.’
“Ohhhh gooooood. Magic tricks.” The sarcasm couldn’t be plainer. All the same, they slip the coin into their pocket. “You did not tell me you are some sort of street magician.”
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@bonnmot
“I have never listened to a podscast in my life. I will not start now just because you are annoying me into doing it. I do not have ears.”
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@flittinged
“Is this your car? It is very ugly.”
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cowboynoir:
‘You’re sayin’ you wanna dance, Misha? Sure, why not.’
“I don’t dance. You are the fool.”
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cowboynoir:
‘You don’t know nothin’.’
“Oh I forgot.”
“You are the king of all knowing in the world. And I am the stupid fool who dances and hops around. I forgot this.”
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cowboynoir:
‘You don’t think I look tough?’
“No.”
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@badimitation
“Lyle. You work for Jeff Bezos.” Misha shoves an Amazon package into their hands; it’s been opened, less than neatly, and wrapped back together with a folded, lumpy mess of duct tape. “Take this back to him. It is broken.”
“And I want back my money also.”
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cowboynoir:
‘I gotta tell you a secret. It’s two suits. One under the other.’
Right.
“So what is the point.”
#cowboynoir#if i ever use one single icon in a misha thread now its because ive been shot and replaced with a faker
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cowboynoir:
‘You like it?’
“I have seen better.”
“And also worse.”
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@cowboynoir
“Big suit.”
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@patchworkman
“Do you mind doing that when I’m trying to eat please.”
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