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My neighbors cat risking it all for some scritches

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not enough people are into shadowheart/nocturne and it makes me feel insane. like what do you MEAN shadowheart used to beat up people who deadnamed nocturne. what do you MEAN shadowheart would frequently have her memories wiped, but nocturne could get her to remember nocturne in a matter of HOURS if not minutes, and would write on her diary about how happy it'd make her to see the expression on shadowheart's face when she remembered? what do you MEAN that if you give shadowheart the noblestalk, a mushroom so rare and potent there is only ONE of them in the entire game, she doesn't remember her parents or the day with the wolves or the mother superior's name but just nocturne? what do you MEAN nocturne was the one who did shadowheart's hair, and she kept at it until her arms were sore, and even without remembering that at all shadowheart still kept the same canonically hard to redo hairstyle? did shadowheart even like night orchids before their hideout, or did they become her favorite flowers because they were there? were they even actually her favorite flowers, or did she just mix up her attachment to nocturne with attachment to the flowers after forgetting her? hello? hello? can anybody hear me????

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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

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[ID: The "no bitches?" meme, edited to read, "The Can't Fuck Bracket fandom is dying, reblog if you're a true cucker". End ID]

REMINDER THAT SUBMISSIONS ARE STILL OPEN!

If you have a blorbo or anti-blorbo who sucks in bed and/or could never find a willing partner, there is still time to get them nominated for the title of unfuckable champion 2024!

Check the rules and get the submission form here

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Round 1, Match 9: Luo Binghe (Bingge) vs Quan Yizhen

Match 9 is between Luo Binghe (Bingge) (shijie: Ning Yingying) from The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System vs Quan Yizhen (shixiong: Yin Yu) from Heaven Official's Blessing

Propaganda under the cut

Luo Binghe (Bingge):

He had a crush on and later married his shijie Ning Yingying. Honestly he will probably lose (deservedly so) as he has a whole harem and is therefore not focused exclusively on his shijie but I just thought if would be funny if he was here since his alternate universe self won the shizun fucker tournament.

Quan Yizhen:

Obsessed with his shixiong, much to said shixiong's chagrin. Someone who's a proper quanyin shipper can write better propaganda, but I just know he belongs here

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Lanterns

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sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

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A little drawing of them. For me. As a treat

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san niang is being immensely selfless by helping her jiejie with that freshly kissed lip look... what a trooper!

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obsessed where stories where it is like. the mistakes are unfixable and the worst thing that could happen happened and nothing can go back to how it was. but there was still love in this and love will continue after this and love endures always.

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I entered my new era, the era of "Heaven Official's Blessing"