whatever *becomes weirder out of spite*
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I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive
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what is art about? blood. what is love about? blood. what is hate about? blood. what is sex about? blood. what is history about? blood. what am i about? blood. what is blood about? idk ask a biologist i guess
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in bed with the lights off at 7:40pm big as fuck glass of ice water i don't care what happens to anyone or anything bye
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bro thinks hes got plany off time ๐
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the grief of loss and separation vs. the blessings behind every human interaction that filled us with love and hope
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cmon child safety lid you know it's me
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if weโre mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battleย
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after a lot of self reflection and curiosity and growth iโve uncovered that there is something wrong with me. like psychologically. and therapy isnโt enough. i need a sword
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'thats probably fine' is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it
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I was making chitchat with the woman who works at the plant nursery and I mentioned that two baby trees I bought the other day aren't doing too well, their leaves are yellowing, maybe I'm watering them too much? what could be behind this phenomenon? and she looked like she was trying to find a gentle way to phrase it but then gave up and just said plainly, "Autumn."
another social interaction that will come back to haunt me at 3am five years from now
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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
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