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[kowaindar0u]

YET ANOTHER ROUNDUP OF ASOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to be a bit silly <333

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❛ I am not merely a clown; I’m the entire damn circus! ❜

❛ I will bite you if you continue this behavior. ❜

❛ Being a dramatic ass bitch isn’t a personality trait; it’s a lifestyle! ❜

❛ Trauma? Oh … you mean, my lore? ❜

❛ why must I cite sources? is it not enough to just say ‘trust me, bro’? ❜

❛ sorry for being a perfect sweetie and a genius it will likely happen again. ❜

❛ forget about touching grass; I need to touch WATER I NEED TO GO INTO THE OCEAN I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!! ❜

❛ I’m attracted to men with muppet energy and no i will not be explaining. ❜

❛ you want me to make friends with people? the thing that killed julius caesar? ❜

❛ what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom. ❜

❛ I absolutely hate that I’m not bioluminescent. Pathetic. ❜

❛ ohhhhh my god i have got to stop mourning the past or whatever. ❜

❛ you expect me to act like a normal human being? I’m wearing a turtleneck! ❜

❛ i don’t struggle with same sex attraction I’m actually very good at it. ❜

❛ unfortunately i often find out without even getting the chance to fuck around. ❜

❛ I’m bisexual which means that I’m attracted to anybody who can defeat me in physical combat. ❜

❛ all anyone needs to know about me is that i’m a dumbass and i love women. ❜

❛ sorry but philosophers aren’t impressive i came up with stuff like that when i was 12. ❜

❛ I pay my own bills; I can cuss all I want! ❜

❛ I don’t have rizz; I have sad eyes and a weird presence. ❜

❛ my demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run. ❜

❛ honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative. it's not that serious. have some fun with it. ❜

❛ dating me is like interviewing a psych ward patient. ❜

❛ being a girl with very large brown eyes comes with great responsibility. ❜

❛ i’m autistic in ways that you can’t even begin to imagine. ❜

❛ being a loser may be a phase to you but its a lifestyle for me. ❜

❛ entering a magical portal in the woods would fix me. ❜

❛ I’m lonely but not in a hot mysterious way; more like in a pathetic way. ❜

❛ life is so unserious just say womp womp and move on! ❜

❛ you’re vibing? In this economy? ❜

❛ just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass. ❜

❛ my primary motivators are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ❜

❛ sorry about the chaos; I needed attention. ❜

❛ WHAT IS UP GIRL you look foreboding and malicious! ❜

❛ baby i can be your problematic bi wife. ❜

❛ i don’t think any of you understand how important i am to the plot. ❜

❛ what if we are both red flags? what then? ❜

❛ any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ❜

❛ my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater. ❜

❛ i have a phd in Loving The Color Pink And Also Glitter. ❜

❛ being a menace to society is a full time job and I am dedicated. ❜

❛ my life has been a bouquet of oopsie daisies. ❜

❛ i survive on spite, anxiety, and blasphemy. ❜

❛ if you’re not obsessed with me, why would I wanna be with you? ❜

❛ the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me. ❜

❛ my love language is being a hater. ❜

❛ i don’t get enough credit for acting far less insane than i actually am. ❜

❛ the A in my name stands for always right. ❜

❛ Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and I will continue to be rebellious until he does so. ❜

❛ I’ll see a man with long hair and then remember that I’m not above temptations of the flesh. ❜

❛ i’m going to be honest with you I’m not going to be honest with you. ❜

❛ stop asking me if I’m ok I’ll literally make out with you. ❜

❛ part of my masculine charm is that I’m literally insane. ❜

❛ are you sure those are demons bro? or are they consequences from the choices you made? ❜

❛ i do not identify as a boy or a girl. i identify as a nuisance, an irritant, a fool, and a problem. ❜

❛ praying on someone’s downfall isn’t enough i need to participate in it. ❜

❛ we all need to chill. i won’t do it first but it’s something i noticed. ❜

❛ not to sound like a Victorian woman suffering from hysteria but going to the sea would fix me. ❜

❛ the silly goose convention called; they asked if you could be their keynote speaker. ❜

❛ i deserve unrestricted access to old castles and old churches i want to know all the secrets. ❜

❛ doesn’t matter if you’re cringe or based we’re all just here to suffer. ❜

❛ I’m no longer comedic relief I’m now serious panic. ❜

❛ this is getting difficult to romanticize. ❜

❛ done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness needs a sword. ❜

❛ i am God’s silliest experiment. ❜

❛ i’m very vulnerable right now if anyone wants to take advantage of me. ❜

❛ sorry i overshared do you still think im hot? ❜

❛ I can yap for days and still maintain my air of mystery. ❜

❛ good luck sending me mixed signals; I don’t even understand normal ones. ❜

❛ not all of your life decisions have to be smart. some can be purely for cinematic value. ❜

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I SIGNED MY JOB OFFERRRRR YEEEAAAA BOIIIIYEEEEE

start date was listed as july 2 aka next wednesday so ... no promises but i'd like to try and at least get some replies queued by then ....

aaaaaaaaaaaa i'm excited

somewhat disappointed that it's only part-time (at least to start) but tbh after not working for so long, and then working remotely before that, it's probably good to start with less hours anyway lol

[kowaindar0u]

what cycle do you keep repeating?

the ghost of you

You’ve learned how to disappear in plain sight. You avoid conflict. You numb out. You scroll, deflect, joke. You disconnect from your own feelings before anyone else can see them. It's not that you don't care — you just don't want to feel it all. Because once you do, what if it floods you? There’s a version of you that feels so distant now — more vibrant, more alive, maybe even more chaotic. You didn’t mean to lose them. You just kept choosing safety, and somewhere along the way, safety became silence.

tagged by @nxmelessfighter

tagging: u!

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GUESS WHAT BITCHESSSSSS

UR BOY GOT A JOB OFFERRRRRR

technically i don't have the job Yet because i have 2 interviews next Wednesday but essentially as soon as i contact them by the 27th i'm Golden HEEEHEHEHEE

I've been fucking jobless pretty much the whole time some of yall have known me lol

(also i think when i was active here the first time some years ago i was also unemployed lol)

BUT YAAAYYYYY

Fucking finally

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i will apologize for being insufferable but i will not stop. you all know this.

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Imagine a vampire OC but like he gets caught by vampire hunters in their bat form but like they're tiny and pathetic so then they can't even kill them because they're like oh God this creature is so kiwi shaped.

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we are indeed beings beholden to our fickle brains...

meaning i will be back to replies soon enough i just must wait for the drive to get those replies going again !

i am trying to be more active on my OW blog and a little on my general multimuse just because i can't seem to get things going there as easily (i know i have asks i've sent and replies i've done that haven't been answered WHICH OBV IS FINE) but since these are like early (or sometimes first) ic interactions i have no idea how i stand with these people adkfhsjfkd so it feels kinda stressful

anyway ... yeah !

idk why i'm making this post it's the same drill as usual adksjfjsjf i'll be slow for a while and then go ham and get shit done etc, but idk i like yammering and keeping updated 😔

[kowaindar0u]

(so many things i could submit for Saseki but here's one)

@kowaindar0u

Send “Naughty Wardrobe” along with an Outfit and My Muse will wear it, no matter what it is.

Ehek 👀

He feels a bit bare and thinks Sunao might've miscalculated in his choice of fabric lmao

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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

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Send 🧠 + an intrusive thought for my muse to have, and they'll react to having it!

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DEAR  DIARY          .    .    .

[  *  ]      writing prompt      )         :           send a number  1 - 20  to take a closer look inside this characters mind and life.        /        below you will find a series of various prompts offering a look inside what would be diary    /    journal entries from different moments throughout their life;       the good,       the bad,      and the ugly        these are meant to invoke character development     &     can also be altered as seen fit to better suit the character in question.         

01.     the first entry they ever made. 02.     entry made on the best night of their life. 03.     entry made on the worst night of their life. 04.     entry made after experiencing a nightmare. 05.     entry made after experiencing heartbreak. 06.     entry made discussing travel they’ve done or hope to do. 07.     entry made featuring an important moment in their life. 08.     entry made featuring their day    /    night at work. 09.     entry made discussing their school day(s). 10.     entry made featuring mention of death. 11.     entry made discussing their fears and anxieties.  12.     entry made discussing their hopes and dreams. 13.     entry made featuring mention of (sender’s) muse.  14.     entry made featuring mention of their parents. 15.     entry made featuring desire. 16.     entry made featuring anger. 17.     entry made featuring joy. 18.     entry made featuring sadness. 18.     entry made featuring pain. 18.     entry made discussing a childhood memory. 19.     entry made talking about a simple    /   normal day. 20.     the last entry they ever made.

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every time there's a post for asking risque questions and a muse with a pp the immature teenage boy in me always wants to say "how big is it"

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My muse will be accepting NSFW questions, and they HAVE to answer with 100% honesty!

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Indeed, it doesn't take long for Yuichi to get tense, especially walking around the upper floors. On this difficulty, he's got to conserve his inventory space, his ammo, and his health. He's been walking around with the yellow 'caution' health signal for a while already, so he's not sure he can survive getting caught by Mr. X even once, and--

He gasps-- even though he knows the huge Tyrant in a trench coat shows up here, he's so stressed it still gets to him.

"Run! Fuck, Leon, run!" he hisses as he hauls ass away. He's frantically checking the map in between juking and, miraculously, makes it to the nearest safe room without further harm.

"Oh my god," he breathes finally, setting the controller down for the moment and clinging onto Saseki's arm, burying his face against his shoulder. Meanwhile, the heavy, rapid footsteps of Mr. X still sound at various intervals around the map. "I don't know if I'm gonna make it through this run. I might wind up probably the first vampire in history to die of a heart attack..."

He just boops his nose with a finger (covered in powdered sugar). "You'll be fine. I'm not going anywhere, now that I got my coffee and donut ❤️"

Saseki then notices that Yuichi has the skirt that Nagasone bought him last he went to Ginza. Gods he looks cute in them--but then his "horny lil shit" brain already starts racking as to what he can ask for his boyfriend in return. Any and all, huh...

--15 minutes later--

"Babe I'm having second-hand nerves just watching this what the hell, swear to god if Mr. X doesn't barge through that wall any time soon with all that noise I'm gonna--"

Cue Mr. X crashing through the room in perfect timing.

"--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"