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Kdh huh...

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his stupid side eye while waiting for a match is so cuteeeee aaaaughhh

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Sally my love

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Imagine William Afton/Springtrap listening to Alien Stage as he kills people so all he hears is just "My savior, galyeonhan yeoin-iyeo. Make me your god, I can give you everything. Naui eodumgwa neoui eodum-i gyeobchyeojilttae. Geudaelo naege matgyeo". Oh my god imagine he has a built in headphones in SpringBonnie to listen to music

Or alternatively,

Imagine William Afton IN Alien Stage thinking hes the shit and that he would win (he dies)

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Why does he act this cutieful grown ass man

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Hc where William can indeed make pizza but he's the type of guy that needs a one month notice if you want him to make one for you or else he'll just give you the bread part of pizza. It's not like he needs to go on a grocery run or anything he has the ingredients! He's just dramatic like that bc he'll act like you just put the burden of the whole world on his shoulders and act like he just got the worst betrayal ever

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I know the common idea is that William Afton hates kids, but what about the slightly more horrifying one:

he doesn’t hate them, in fact, he’s really good with them. Kids naturally gravitate towards him because he’s a warm presence. If his DBD lines say anything, it’s that he is charismatic and he uses that to his advantage. That adds a whole new level of sinister to him I think.

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Fnaf au where everything in sister location is the same except it's an actual whole different random guy literally named Eggs Benedict. Like no this isn't Michael trying to investigate whatever the hell his father sent him to do. This is just. Some guy. Some random guy stumbling upon the location and did everything Michael did in the og including the scooping so the main story of this au takes place after the whole he threw them up and he tries to live in society again and met mikey who isn't ourple but instead it's Eggs

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That looks so stupid /pos

Who made this thing was there some silly lore in fnaf ar events or are they just for shits and giggles which i also dont mind

What is with fnaf and fires. A bunch of problems started and ended with fires. At this point everyone is an arsonist by default whether they like it ot not. Oh michael has some problems with homework? William is just gonna tell him to burn it. He would. But in spite of his father he didnt. Elizabeth would get burnt from the fireplace at LEAST once if they have it. If charlie is afraid of spiders henry might risk burning the whole house down as he pulls out a blowtorch straight from the workshop.

And the animatronics. Imagine they gave the animatronics flamethrowers. For no fucking reason whatsoever other than they like fires. Might as well called it Freddy Firebear and Firebear Entertainment where fantasy and fun goes to BURN. Literally

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Imagine William dragging Henry to his basement to show him this 'new invention' and the moment they get there Henry realizes that its just the base endo model he made with an addition of a... Is that a flamethrower?

William: Sweet isn't it?

Henry: Will... That can't be safe

William: Oh trust me, it's finee. Don't worry about it my friend! It was so simple I just attached this thing, to that thing

Henry: You somehow managed to attach an entire flamethrower to an endoskeleton

William: Like I said, simple!

And as he was trying to tour Henry around to what he's been working on the entire night he accidentally tripped on a cable and that sets of a chain reaction to other things falling till the end where it activated the endos movements. Which ALSO activated the flamethrower.

Cue two grown men screaming their ass off trying to avoid the flamethrower's direction or else their clothes will get burnt. Their screaming was actually heard from upstairs where Michael is watching TV in the living room but instead he just turned the volume up because he does not want to deal with that right now.

When they got out of the basement Henry had the least damage where his sleeves can be seen a little burnt. Meanwhile William got the most out of it with his entire clothing having at least one visible burnt spot. Even his hair wasn't safe and he already decided to plan another visit to a hairdresser.

In the end Michael only said goodbye to Henry and told his father he looked like shit and he just responded with a sarcastic thank you before going to his room to change.

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Henry after reaching the end of his very well done presentation: And that's why it would be called Fazbear's Entertainment

William in his seat looking dead serious: Or, get this. Fi-

Henry: I swear to god Will if you're gonna say something like Firebun Entertainment again for the hundredth time the answer is no

William: Well it was Firebear this time at least get it right

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WHAT

WHAT..

I JUST LOOKED IT UP BC I DIDNT GET TO PLAY AR THAT MUCH AND HOLY SHIT.

TO GAVE IT TO TWO AFTONS IT COMES WITH THEIR FUCKING DNA ATP

AND THE FLAMETHROWER ENDO...

What is with fnaf and fires. A bunch of problems started and ended with fires. At this point everyone is an arsonist by default whether they like it ot not. Oh michael has some problems with homework? William is just gonna tell him to burn it. He would. But in spite of his father he didnt. Elizabeth would get burnt from the fireplace at LEAST once if they have it. If charlie is afraid of spiders henry might risk burning the whole house down as he pulls out a blowtorch straight from the workshop.

And the animatronics. Imagine they gave the animatronics flamethrowers. For no fucking reason whatsoever other than they like fires. Might as well called it Freddy Firebear and Firebear Entertainment where fantasy and fun goes to BURN. Literally

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He is, indeed, banana bread

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What is with fnaf and fires. A bunch of problems started and ended with fires. At this point everyone is an arsonist by default whether they like it ot not. Oh michael has some problems with homework? William is just gonna tell him to burn it. He would. But in spite of his father he didnt. Elizabeth would get burnt from the fireplace at LEAST once if they have it. If charlie is afraid of spiders henry might risk burning the whole house down as he pulls out a blowtorch straight from the workshop.

And the animatronics. Imagine they gave the animatronics flamethrowers. For no fucking reason whatsoever other than they like fires. Might as well called it Freddy Firebear and Firebear Entertainment where fantasy and fun goes to BURN. Literally

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Apparently it's already been 6 years of Danny..

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Whatever this is (they have their knives behind their backs)