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supper yuppers!

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switch your mentality from “i’m broken and helpless” to “i’m growing and healing” and watch how fast your life changes, for the better.

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Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

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. 𝕊𝕦𝕘𝕒 

[ the 7th and final painting in my crystals series: featuring 7 portraits of BTS each with their own corresponding crystal color ] 

instagram: @winterofherdiscontent 

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Du-du-du-du-du-du, is that funny to you?

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i learned about the 71 teenage students, who were stationed to protect a South Korean HQ, despite having no experience in war or even firing a gun. The SK army didn’t think the NK army would attack that HQ, but they did. Those students, still in their school uniforms, held back the NK army for 11 hours (x)

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nct alternative jobs if they all sued and left sm today

taeil - trout fisher

johnny - dj at a gay bar in chicago. seriously misunderstands what being a “daddy” entails and shows up to work wearing white sneakers and a polo shirt tucked into his khakis.

taeyong - sugar baby

yuta - escapes off into the wilderness and is never seen again. there are occasional spottings reported, but they’re written off as an urban legend

kun - soloist and producer under jay chou’s record label

doyoung - goes back to college and gets an accounting degree. changes his mind and gets a biology degree before going to medical school. eventually becomes the most accomplished heart surgeon in korea, and becomes taeyong’s sugar daddy

ten - stripper

jaehyun - stay at home dad

winwin - actor, becomes a massive superstar in china and eventually becomes an internationally known celebrity. he makes millions and wins an oscar and a bafta. pretends nct never existed.

jungwoo - finishes his engineering degree, but becomes a starbucks barista

lucas - “model” but really just goes on TV to laugh loudly and clap on variety shows

mark - youth pastor

xiaojun - ballad singer in china, but most of his income comes from bella, who becomes an internet famous celebrity beagle and pet influencer

hendery - minecraft twitch streamer

renjun - assassin

jeno - bikes around the world for charity while rescuing abandoned kittens and puppies

haechan - becomes a professional menace, has a solo career as a nuisance, and is generally known in the industry as a handful

jaemin - crystal massage therapist

yangyang - tiktok e-boy

shotaro - goes back to being the baddest asian baby boy on tiktok

chenle - starts his own entertainment company and poaches all the artists formerly signed to sm entertainment. then, he hires renjun to eliminate lee sooman.

sungchan - substitute baby giraffe at a zoo

jisung - goes to high school and finally learns how to read

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TOP PRODUCED TRACKS IN KPOP: a comprehensive guide for anyone looking to expand their music knowledge or simply looking for some new bops. this includes some of the best produced (mixed, arranged, composed) songs in kpop but it's in no way a definitive list and it's not ranked, but rather it follows a timeline where the listener can notice how the production of kpop songs has evolved throughout time. use of headphones highly recommended.

[listen on spotify] 90 songs, 5hr 12m / [abridged version] 45 songs, 2hr 44m

→my other playlists

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For anyone who doesn't know what's going on in Canada right now (which, let's be real, is probably everyone who's not in Canada):

This week, a mass grave was discovered at a former Indian Residential School, in Kamloops, BC. The grave contained the bodies of 215 Indigenous children.

For people outside of North America, residential schools were places that Indigenous children were sent to, to have their language and culture stripped away from them. They were literally stolen from their families, and scattered across Canada, to ensure that they would be surrounded by children who didn't speak their language. They were given Christian names and forced to speak English. They were horrendously abused, and the survivors have been traumatized.

Hundreds of children never returned. The assumption has always been that they died. This has now been confirmed.

The school in Kamloops closed in 1978. They are now trying to identify bodies to inform family members. The last residential school closed in the 1990s. There is growing demand to search all of them, but the government hasn't responded to that, as of yet. Ottawa JUST gave in to pressure to fly the Canada flag at half mast. They weren't even going to do that.

This is the reality if anti-Indigenous racism in Canada. The residential schools may be closed, but that hasn't stopped the abduction of Indigenous children, let alone the hundreds of missing and murdered Indigenous women.

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Wonho is an inspiration - for Atsumu too 🥰

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if a blog!!! has an age requirement!!! please respect it!!! and follow it!!!

blog makers aren’t requiring you to be over 18/over 21 to interact wit them to be exclusive or mean, they’re doing it to protect themselves and you especially if they have nsfw content on their page!

in some states, minors possessing any form of pornography or any nsfw content can result in their parents getting charged. The blog owner can also face legal charges seeing as they are an adult and are responsible for their content and who it’s being distributed/seen by under the lies of the law.

do not fight with these blog owners for protecting themselves.

do not get mouthy and disrespectful with them for setting their boundaries and act all uppity like you know everything because in all truthfulness, if you did, you would know how much of a serious matter this is.

this stuff shouldn’t even need to be said!! respect people’s boundaries the way you want yours to be respected!!

if you can’t deal with that, you should probably get off the internet and fuck off to a library to read a book or scholarly article about the consequences YOU could possibly face too.

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ghostbusters but make it kpop idols screaming at haunted houses

(i couldn’t be bothered to do the whole song so here’s 2 minutes and 5 seconds instead)

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Just a reminder that I’m an Adult™ and if that makes you feel uncomfortable feel free to:

unfollow me

ask me to unfollow you

block me

I won’t get mad or anything. It’s important to make sure you feel comfortable and secure.

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Hohohongseok asdfghjkl 😂😂

Be good and drink your whey protein or else!

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Date idea: Hongseok punting you straight up into the atmosphere, all the way into space where you get sucked up into a black hole. Cute!

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pentagon in a nutshell🤷🏾‍♀️