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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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i think i wasn't made for romance, it awakens all my worst traits. and in a whirlwind of mental illness, years of therapy and personal growth get thrown out the window. not a fan.
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down by the river
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idk why everyone on this website acts like porn bots are this heinous threat when porn bloggers are right there.
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C-section lamb- 2 bodies, 1 head. 8 legs, 3 ears, 2 tails. No eyes.
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stop following me you're pregnant and it's mine
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shout out to random stabbing anal pain. no one's there for me like random stabbing anal pain.
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any kragehund born after 1993 can't cook, all they know is animals, feminist content, be bisexual and lie (in mandarin)
i know who you are and i will NOT be going to eat spam with you if you keep up this harassment campaign
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my dog is getting fanmail
darling pipistrella peepee poopoo
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what did you THINK my post was about
hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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THIS is very helpful for lil ol’ marten me
Snoot, ears, and eye differences between weasels, stoats, and European pine martens!!
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