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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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A letter arrives at wherever it is you are sleeping. It has a beautiful black wax seal that looks vaguely like a skull, the inside of the letter reads in beautiful calligraphy:

"Congratulations, you have passed your initial tests and have been selected to continue your training under the supervision and guidance of myself and your supervisoring proxies. Should you chose to accept this position you and your belongings will be moved to my residence and you will begin your training promptly.

Should you fail to accept this offer nothing will become of you, but we encourage your decision to join our household with numerous benefits including free room and board, medical care, and copious opportunities for your growth and development.

If you are to accept this offer you are to understand this position is difficult and often overwhelming, many fail to complete their training often at the cost of their lives and this should be considered when accepting this offer, you may very well die before completing your training and becoming a proxy.

I look forward to working with you, River.

My regards."

HOLY SHIT!!!!!! THATS AWESOME. this is awesome. holy fuck . of course i accept what else would i do. not in a bad way but like ill either die or become like bigfoot or something. fuck yeah muscle.emohi

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How you posting with no phone?

i found it :3 thats why i posted that, duhhh

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im literally just a guy...<-he lost his phone

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Damn girl.....the taxpayers hit hard this time of day

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Forever stylish uwu

[[I haven't posted any art yet so I thought I'd do a little doodle for the blog!]]

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peaches look oddly delisios. anyways i broke into someones chicken coop today

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WERE VIBING.i made a makeshift drum set. were good

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I dontremember what happened last night to get me so mad but idk i saw a bunny and stopped punching trees.then i eated him

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barking <-he is punching trees

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OMG. omgomgomgomgomg :3 tail wagging for real

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Marina and the diamonds hits different on a sunny day at 7 15 pee ehm

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Great advice o7

tips and tricks for not dying.badly-river

Do not be stupid.

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I have died. Badly

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You know I kind of miss my goats. Justa lottle but

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i caught a fish with my bare teeth today

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auhhhh selfie i took afterrrr i jumped in a river (LIKE ME FR!!!) felt good about how i look :3 featuring the hat man taking a little swim