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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

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BRB gonna wear my shirt that announces I got successfully railed in the street just outside Fenway Park

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I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

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malort pope.

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did you guys know YuGiOh Abridged is still going. littlekuriboh made a new one like a month ago. its in the same aspect ratio, still like 15 minutes, and the 2007-ass voices are still very much there. there's a character whose bit is that she's a streamer who uses zoomer lingo and the rest of the cast is like "what the FUCK is she talking about."

and i wanna be clear here, i am not mocking this. i am so happy he's still going. in a post-death of Flash world it is so incredible that this little germ from the internet i grew up with is still coming out with new content. this is like when they found a valley full of takahē for me.

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applying papier mache to the homie who fell asleep on the floor during the party and then using it as a mold to make a 1-to-1 perfect silicone sculpture of him which we place on the floor and gently interlace with him so it looks like he is sleeping restfully with the yin yang of his own somnolent form lol

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This is a uniquely terrible time to have the first American pope in regards to global politics and optics, but by god is Chicago Pope a comedic goldmine. We are in a golden age of posting.

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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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trying to make unlikable characters

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opinions on ants

theyre tiny

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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

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the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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Imagine you got bullied as a kid so to make up for that insecurity you became a super successful alpha male grindset influencer and then one day you got pushed into a portal and found yourself in an alternate universe where you're a malewife who married your old bully. That happened to Luo Bingge