krembearry
krembearry
holy shit this again??
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whats up im krem, adult, any pronouns, agender aro pan, it's time to chill and put out good vibes only (has rp sideblogs; follows are from this account!)
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krembearry · 3 hours ago
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Feta Cheese. 
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krembearry · 3 hours ago
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*does this to you*
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krembearry · 4 hours ago
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Like I give a Fuck
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krembearry · 4 hours ago
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@importantcatpics
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krembearry · 4 hours ago
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fire is literally cute and it's soft you can pet it
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krembearry · 4 hours ago
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Fingering the seeds out of this jalapeño was so erotic i need to go beat off
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krembearry · 8 hours ago
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quora is one of the most terrifying social networks on earth which i think is why all the most powerful posters can be found there
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krembearry · 11 hours ago
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krembearry · 12 hours ago
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see her fabulous
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krembearry · 17 hours ago
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What gets me about the Mastercard/Visa shit is this:
You are at the grocery store. You pick up a nice, girthy zucchini. You head over to the oils and pick up a thing of olive oil. Then a packet of condoms.
Satisfied with your selections, you head to the cashier. As you place the items on the conveyor, a voice shouts: "DON'T SELL THOSE! THAT'S GOING UP A BUTT!"
And then for some reason, the cashier agrees. Then the guy who shouted, this fuckass guy in a suit, marches up to the counter and starts demanding that the store never sell any vegetables that could be put up a butt. He starts out pointing at the zucchinis and cucumbers and carrots, but you heard what he said: he's effectively banning every vegetable, just enforcing it selectively.
You ask the cashier if he's corporate or something. The cashier says no. The manager? No. He works here at least? No.
Who the fuck is he, then?
Well, the cashier explains, he's the bank manager from the next street over. He's taken up a moral crusade against vegetables that might go into rectums and if they don't obey him, he won't take anyone's paychecks or any money from any store that opposes him. And his bank is the only bank in the region, so it'd be a huge hassle for the business and the employees.
And somehow this dumb fucking scenario is real.
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krembearry · 17 hours ago
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NORMALIZE the thing that looks like an old man living in your basement
DESTIGMATIZE the act of closing your vent to stop his dry whispering– which you cannot tell whether it is random or directed at you– from reaching you
ROMANTICIZE the idea of counting the number of stairs he climbs each night and praying he never makes it to the top
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krembearry · 1 day ago
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food thats bad webweave
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krembearry · 1 day ago
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wait drunk is the "bad state" of drinking and you're just meant to keep edging the tipsy state? Wtf that sucks who maid that shit up?
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krembearry · 1 day ago
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I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok
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krembearry · 1 day ago
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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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krembearry · 1 day ago
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imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut
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