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Do your eyeliner with a fine tip sharpie to make it waterproof
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I periodically think of this and can’t help but laugh
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pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause
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me: *clicks a settings menu*
my family: love having a tech expert in the house :)
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me: *eats something* friend: can I have a bite ? me: yeah you can have the whole thing if you go buy your own
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