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Well I never thought I'd see this thread in the wild
the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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Cup and ball torture? Is that anything?
guy whose genitalia is one of these
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Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
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Finally watching The Unsleeping City chapter 2 and Sofie Bikes and Ricky Matsui got some serious Batman/Superman energy on those rooftops
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"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.
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Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s my other Skywalker Twins comic all in one post!
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masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me
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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
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“why are you crying?” oh nothing it’s just my pokémon land critical hits hoping to be praised and i can’t pat them on the head and tell them how proud i am of them because they’re not real and are actually just pixels on a screen despite the extremely deep emotional attachment ive developed towards each and every one of them across over one hundred hours of gameplay
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