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here I come crawling back

greetings loved ones!

tis I, lesbian-rat! much has changed since the adam driver/benedict cumberbatch/ed sheeran profile picture and the uh . lesbian identity HFJDHFJS

but yeah if any of my mutuals remember me hello hello i'm in the mood to start chaos here again

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*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

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my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it

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life is about dipping dry things into wet things. oreos into milk. crackers into soup. chicken tendies into bbq sauce. my strap into my girl’s p

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Alright. We’re settling this discourse once and for all.

In the tags, tell me your opinion on:

Mayonnaise

Frozen Yogurt 

Salt and Vinegar Chips

Sweet Potatoes

Kiwi

Ginger Ale

Microwave Ramen

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Nobody :

Male poets : 

𝙨𝙝𝙚    𝙬𝙖𝙨    𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙

But in a SEXY way

HER DAMAGE WAS MADE UP OF CIGARETTE SMOKE, 3AM POETRY AND BIG FUCKING TITS

I miss her petite body mind

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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

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an edit of ‘The Heritage of Pride’ by Keith Haring (1980s) with the transgender, gay, lesbian and bisexual flags 🏳️‍🌈

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i wanna talk about the fact that jenna marbles says she never used to scream laugh before she met her man julien. that is the single most romantic thing i’ve ever heard of oh my god? imagine living your life for a good two and a half decades and every time something funny happened you laughed like you always had and then one day you meet this person you like and they make you have this one laugh where you scream from happiness. imagine that kind of life you get to have with your person where they unlocked an entire new level of laughing for you. that’s what real hashtag goals are.

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I just CANT shut up baby!!!!!!! I’m absolutely FULL of STUPID and simply MUST share it with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

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after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

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im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

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