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wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

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Unfortunately this is not possible. All fiction must be based on existing IP’s

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Do any of my esteemed followers know someone at Yale... Per chance.

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We need to bring back free the nipple

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you're in her DMs i'm eating her dog's pain pills

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Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on

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At some point microbangs stop being bangs guys

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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt

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Gay version of "Javert's Suicide" where he jumps off the bridge at the end but instead of dying he lands in the splits

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and i was so young when i behaved 25 yet now i find i have grown into a tall child

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happy pride month

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Hi @fullychaoticpatrol

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My conspiracy is that men were invented by the US government to sell more meat and dairy

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I was on the phone with my friend this afternoon and I was debating whether to share with him a great insult I thought of because he might find it insulting as it is a targeted insult at him but I did anyways and he did not find it insulting but did find it amusing. So win. And lose.