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Congratulations on the marriage guys!!!! It's about time honestly

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gale has got a gun

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IM TALM BOUT INNIIIIIIIITTTTTT

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Durge-Orin dynamics that i don't fuck with:

Durge treating Orin like she's crazy

Orin jealous that Durge is daddy's favorite

Romantic rivals over Gortash 🤢

Durge-Orin dynamics that i do fuck with:

"It's perfectly sane to obsess over dismemberment; what do you mean Orin is fucked up in head?" says Durge who is also very fucked up in the head

Orin jealous that Gortash replaces her as Durge's favorite

Younger sister who justifiably despises elder sibling's fuckboy boyfriend

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Yes she thinks she’s very funny actually

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Playing around with body headcanon

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The Dark Urge | 器根G刃🍊

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Rent firing gunshots:

I love dark and problematic themes in fiction

Somebody’s taste in fiction says nothing about them morally

There is no wrong reason to enjoy dark fiction, and a person’s reasons for liking dark fiction is their business, not yours, mine, or anyone else’s

Requiring someone to show their trauma card before you can absolve them of their alleged thought crimes is cop behavior

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☪︎ Straight Hair Maxis Match Edition Part 6 ☪︎

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Part 1 2 3 4 5

Huge thanks to the creators -`♡´-. @enriques4 @daylifesims @dogsill

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I'm so glad to see AO3 making it absolutely clear that none of these things are allowed to even be HINTED at.

Here's some of the language from the new post about AO3's police on commercial promotion:

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Netherese Orb + Physical Impacts.

I want to talk more on the subject of the specific physical impact of the orb on Gale, because I think it’s very glossed over in canon (and because I like this wizard a normal and socially acceptable amount).

When you see the night of “Gale’s Folly” through his memories, the narrator describes it as “…blackest Weave that pounces. Its teeth, its claws, its unstoppable as it digs through and becomes part of you. And gods, is it ever-hungry…”

Netherese Weave is not just dangerous - it is the kind of dangerous that even deities like Mystra refuse to touch because of the threat it poses to the very nature of reality and magic. Karsus’s attempt to ascend to godhood not only brought his civilization to ruin but destabilized the entire Weave.

In Forgotten Realms lore: “[The Weave] is an essential element of the universe. It runs through everything in unseen threads. It is what makes magic possible.“ (Excerpt from Magic of the Weave - An Introduction)

If we view the Weave as a constant source of underlying energy, like electrical currents, then absorbing even a fragment of Netherese Weave into a biological system would be like plugging an entire unstable power grid directly into your nervous system.

It seems unlikely, almost unreasonable, that such an unstable, predatory force would plant itself neatly in his sternum and neck and leave the rest of his body untouched.

Gale himself speaks about the orb like a chronic illness (“affliction”, “condition”, “remedy”, “stabilization”) and describes biological symptoms that track incredibly closely with neuropathy (nerve damage) if he does not feed the orb: “It begins with a biological deterioration. muscle spasms, disorientation, a slight ringing in the ears. and if left for too long… catastrophe.”

Based on what we know about Netherese Weave and the descriptions if his condition isn’t managed, the original incident likely was devastatingly medically and magically traumatic to his body - regardless of the subsequent status of the orb. Nerve damage to that severity would leave permanent consequences.

Think:

- Hands that shake when he’s tired or magically spent

- A slight limp, barely noticeable, after a long day of walking

- Rising just a bit slower, or leaning on his staff too heavily to disguise muscle weakness

These would be consequences that last regardless of the orb’s status, and likely are irreparable due to the nature of their origin.

While magic in the Forgotten Realms can heal and restore functionality, there is a limit to what it can do. Healing spells fix “recent injuries,” but can’t undo deep trauma or structural damage beyond what the body can naturally mend and even spells like Restoration have limits. Additionally, the narrator says the Netherese Weave “becomes part of [him]”. That doesn’t suggest just damage - it suggests fundamental magical and biological rewriting.

It’s also directly shown that the orb causes him pain/discomfort when he gets the Arcane Hunger status effect - but it doesn’t seem to be a surprise to him. He doubles over and clutches his chest (indicating the severity) but doesn’t cry out and speaks to you with in pained, but calm tones. This is not the behavior of someone with sudden, unexpected pain - this is the behavior of someone with constant chronic pain noticing the point where it becomes unsustainable. (Sidenote: This is a pretty common headcanon, I’m just mentioning it for context - other people like @galedekarios have explored the idea of Gale & chronic pain supported by canon much more deeply. I’m looking more at consequences of nerve damage more specifically in this post)

So I present:

Gale with chronic pain and neuropathy. Gale with hands that shake when he’s exhausted. Gale who knows how to work around the reminders of his body’s limitations. Gale who can still cast and is a force to behold in battle, but who adjusts subtly afterwards to hide the way he’s favoring one leg - because the other is giving out on him. Gale who overuses Mage Hand because he doesn’t trust his own. Gale who sits by the fire a few minutes too long after a stressful day because the world feels like it’s spinning. Gale who is still himself, but who bears physical consequences of his ambition.

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

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I just think it’s crazy how these two things kinda lined up

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3 WITH SEVIKA PLEASEEE

smut prompts · ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜᴇꜱ ⋆⋆⋆

depression sex, g!p sevika, praise kink, bulging, implication of round two and cowgirl position

⊹ ࣪ ˖ you'd been so down lately, every inch of your bone ached from the depressing thoughts that clouded your brain. sevika noticed, she always did whenever you were spiralling. this time however it was like no other time before— it was slowly starting to chip away at you: eyebags darker than before, face thinner and body weaker.

sevika tilted your head up today morning, it was a sunday morning and the birds were chirping outside the cramped apartment both of you shared. your eyes barely opened, groggy and swollen despite having slept over twelve fulfilling hours.

but then you felt it, her morning wood pressing against your thigh, you smiled at her lazily.

“are you gonna fuck the depression out of me?” you teased. sevika gulped, throat bobbing. her grey eyes flicked down to your frail frame before she grabbed the blankets a bit tighter and nodded silently.

“would you like that?” you gave her a nod back.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ her cock was harder than you'd ever seen it, your hand wrapped around the warm shaft and you swiped your thumb over the weeping tip of her cock, smiling so sweetly at her. “you wanna put it in my warm pussy?” you teased and sevika grunted in response. she shifted, leaning between your legs and holding your knees gently.

“tell me if you want me to stop,” sevika pushed the head of your cock against your pantie-covered pussy. you spread your legs further and sevika pushed your panties to the side— thrusting in all at once. you gasped and moaned as you felt the way her big dick stretched you out, your pussy tightened around her thick member.

“oh my god baby i forgot how big you were,” you moaned aloud, holding the sheets tighter with every thrust. sevika's brows were knitted together and sweat trickled down the middle of her bouncing breasts as she set a punishing pace, your hole feeling more full than ever.

“you like it when i stretch out this pretty cunt? you're soaking for me,” sevika pulled the hood of your pussy back, rubbing your clit making you see stars.

“yes i love it! nnngh!”

⊹ ࣪ ˖ pleasure coursed through your entire body, threatening to take over the entirety of your brain as her cock pounded your pussy raw. your legs were on her shoulders now and she was hitting deeper than ever before as she whispered in your ear about how pretty you looked— all ruined for her. “vika please!”

you screamed her name as your hips arched off the bed but sevika firmly held your lower abdomen where she could feel the bulging of her dick— pushing you down flat against the mattress as she ruined your cunt. “takin’ me so well, angel, this cunt was made for me,” she breathed out. “it feels so good, s-so— AHH!”

your pussy convulsed, squirting your release all over her cock and abs. sevika pulled out, hastily pulling your panties off which tore half way down and thrusted inside into your sensitive hole making you gasp and writhe. “vika! vika!” you squeaked out her name. she was relentless, making your clit throb in need.

“fuck,” sevikas deep voice sounded out and she pulled her thick member out, letting it slap against your abdomen, soaking your torso and face with thick ropes of semen.

you grinned lazily. “that was amazing...”

“fucked the sadness right outta ya’,” sevika pulled you in her lap and kissed you deeply, slowly inserting herself in again. “round two, ride it, cowgirl.”

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RULEBREAKER— NSFW (𝟐)

❶— read previous part!

BULLY!SEVIKA X WRITER!READER

warnings— sevika has a dick, biting, sex in a car, p in v, unprotected sex, mild degradation

The day was coming to an end, people walking out of the campus as you did too, your bag slinging from your shoulder. Your head hung low as your eyes locked do to Sevika's figure waiting for you at the parking lot. You blushed, she had one arm resting over the top of her car, a cigarette hanging from her dark lips. Sevika smirked at the sight of your innocent eyes gazing up at her.

"Hop in."

Sevika opened the backdoor of the car, and you nodded, climbing inside carefully. Sevika got inside herself and closed the door behind herself, she didn't wait— she stubbed her cigarette out carelessly and pulled you in for a kiss. You could smell the smoke in her breath, lips parting to let her tongue inside.

"Sevika," you gasped, giggling when you felt the way her hands palmed your breasts roughly, opening up your blouse.

She ogled at your beauty clad boobs, "If you don't take that off yourself, I'll rip it clean off."

Sevika growled in your ear, her teeth sinking into your neck making you moan— voice shuddering in your throat. You both parted and you took your top off, unclasping your bra and let your tits bounce into their natural place.

"Oh, fuck," Sevika's voice hitched, a tent appearing in her pants making you giggle.

"I love this," your hand moved down onto her lap, holding the bulge, you were feeling a shit braver now. "I love how hard you get for me."

"Oh? We're playing that way, huh?" Sevika pulled her pants down to her knees along with her boxers, "C'mere, kitten." She helped you onto her lap, holding the meat of your thighs, she squeezed your thighs as she felt your tight entrance at the tip of her cock. She was leaking precum everywhere.

"Fuck, you're huge." You glanced down and then looked back at her face.

"You'll still take every inch for me, won't you, babygirl?" You nodded shyly, sinking down onto her cock. Your warm folds parted, and let her girthy member inside— stretching your warm hole up as it slowly inched inside. "Oh, my goodness."

You gasped, voice soft as you stopped midway. Sevika cursed under her breath, her hand reaching to grab ahold of the curve of your ass— she gave it a tight squeeze before she slammed you down onto her cock. You screamed out, hands fisting in her clothes.

"You're big, you're huge." You whined as you tightened around her. "You're not wearing a condom," you informed, voice just a hot low breath against her ear.

"You like it raw." Sevika said, as if she has fucked you for years now.

You let out a shaky breath as you felt Sevika push up, her cock grinding deeper into your pussy making a small moan rip out of your throat. You felt Sevika's teeth sink into the side of your throat.

"Harder," your fingers moved to hold her shoulders.

Sevika bit your neck harder making you whimper, your pussy clenching around her deliciously. You started moving— plop, plop, plop. Your tummy was bulging with her cock as you moved up and down on her lap, hole twitching from need. Your arousal slicked up her cock easily, serving as lube for your tight hole.

"It hurts, but it feels good," you moaned, squeezing her shoulders.

Sevika's head was thrown back, her jaw slack and her mouth open as she felt the way your pussy hugged her cock— warm, wet. Her brain was fuzzy, she couldn't think straight but she loved it. She smacked your ass. Hard.

"Come on, ride it, slut, ride it." Sevika encouraged.

"Yes, yes, yes!" You rode her cock harder, your ass smacking against Sevika's muscly thighs.

You pulled Sevika closer for another kiss. It was wet and needy— so messy that it only turned the both of you on further.

"Your dick is so deep inside!"

Your head lolled to the side, eyes slowly closing as your body slammed down harder onto her thick cock.

"Yeah? I bet you love it so much," Sevika grabbed your jaw, "Look so pretty for me like this, my cockslut."

Sevika bit her bottom lip, her cock twitching inside your body making your eyebrows furrow.

"I'm close too, baby, I'm close too!"

Your pace slowed a little, your body sore but Sevika regained control. Her hands reached to grab your waist and she helped you up and down on her lengthy dick.

Your fingers went numb from how hardly you were holding onto Sevika, your head thrown back as your entire body trembled— sweat glazed. The corner of Sevika's lips twitched and she raised your body up, her cock springing out and slapping against your abdomen. Thick ropes of semen covered your naked torso and the lower half of your face.

You licked your bottom lip, licking off a little of her cum, "Yummy," you gave her a playful grin.

Sevika rolled her eyes, "You're such a dork." She pulled you in again, her lips grazing yours— you'd never get tired of her kisses.

"Mmmmm, kiss me," you muttered and Sevika obliged.

The kiss was brief and tired, you pulled away and plopped off her lap, "Mmm..."

"You're coming to my place," Sevika said, her fingers lazily weaving through your hair.

"Oh is that an invitation?" You leaned against her.

"You're giving me... Ideas."

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I think it would be cool if Durge and Orin had similar smiles, and that Gortash both loves and hates it.

Gortash feeling a chill run down his spine the first time Durge grins at him, all sharp teeth and crazed eyes. It difficult not to feel like prey when on the receiving end of such a look. But with time, and with trust, Gortash grows to find such a wicked grin simply endearing instead. He misses it when Durge disappears.

Then Orin, now Bhaal’s Chosen, grins all toothy and wild eyed, and Gortash’s heart just drops. He hates that such a grin reminds him of his dear friend, and that the only way he could ever see something like it is on her face of all people. Even though it’s difficult, he does not outwardly react whenever Orin will giggle and smile, but inside he feels horribly bitter.

He hates that it’s on her face, but he has no other way to look at a grin he so fondly remembers. So in his more masochistic of moments, maybe he will allow himself to properly look at Orin as she is horribly teasing Ketheric, just to remember Durge.

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munch sevika pt.3

dom!sevika, sub!reader, facesitting, slightly insecure reader, sevika gets pissed

you’re shaking.

not from fear. not really.

just nerves and heat and the ache that’s been building all fucking night.

because sevika’s laid out under you—back against the couch, one arm lazily slung across her stomach, the other bent behind her head like she’s on vacation.

her shirt’s unbuttoned. boots off. cocky smirk on her lips like she planned this whole thing and she’s just waiting for you to get with it.

“what’s the holdup, doll?”

her voice rumbles from beneath you, low and thick like whiskey in a dirty glass. “you look like you’re about to pass out and we haven’t even started.”

you swallow hard. thighs trembling on either side of her head, dripping onto her chest, cunt soaked from how long she’s been teasing you—pressing slow, open-mouthed kisses to the inside of your thighs, humming against your skin, dragging those fucking teeth just close enough to make you twitch.

you want to sit on her face.

you want it so badly it’s starting to hurt.

but your brain won’t shut up.

“i… i wanna,” you murmur, fingers twitching against your own hips, nails digging in like they’ll hold the uncertainty back.

“i just—i dunno. what if you can’t breathe?”

sevika blinks.

and for a second she doesn’t say anything. doesn’t even move.

just stares at you with a look that could peel paint from the walls.

“…you serious?”

you glance down. nod, barely.

“that’s the fucking point, doll.”

“okay, but what if—” your voice falters again, softer this time. “what if i’m too heavy?”

her jaw sets.

not annoyed.

furious.

but not at you.

at the thought—the poisoned idea—that you’d even question if she wanted you like this.

“you think i’m not strong enough to take a little weight?” she says slowly, voice cool and tight. “you think this face wasn’t made for that pussy?”

your breath catches.

“no, i didn’t mean it like—”

“nah.” she cuts you off, sitting up a bit, eyes like storm clouds. “you think i’m just playing around here? you think i’d be down here begging for a taste if i couldn’t fucking handle you?”

“sev—”

“sit.”

your thighs twitch.

sevika’s hand comes up—her metal one—and cups the back of your thigh. she squeezes. hard enough to remind you who the fuck you’re dealing with.

“doll,” she said, slow and sharp, “i’m gonna say this once.”

“you ever call yourself too heavy again?

i’ll bend you over and fuck you so hard you forget what words even mean.”

your pussy throbbed.

“i want your cunt on my face. i want you to use me. if i can’t breathe, i’ll pull you down harder.”

you swallowed.

“now,” she growled, dragging you lower, breath hot against your dripping folds. “be a good girl,

and fucking sit.”

you open your mouth—maybe to thank her, you don’t even know—

but then she drags you down.

a sharp, final yank, and your thighs settle on either side of her face, cunt flush to her mouth, and you both moan at the contact.

she doesn’t wait.

doesn’t tease anymore.

her tongue is everywhere—hot, wet, greedy.

she licks you from entrance to clit, moaning like she’s been starving for it, like the taste of you is better than anything she’s had in weeks.

her hands grip your hips and pull you down harder, rocking you against her face, nose pressed tight to your clit as she devours you like you’re dessert and dinner and a fucking religion all in one.

you cry out—hips jerking—trying to lift yourself off because it’s so much, but her arms wrap around your thighs like steel.

“don’t you fucking move,” she snarls between licks, voice muffled against your slick cunt.

“you ride this face like i told you. you don’t stop ‘til you’re seeing stars.”

“sev—fuck, i—”

“grind on it,” she orders, tongue flicking your clit fast and brutal. “now.”

and you do.

you ride her face.

you fuck yourself against her mouth like you were made for it.

it’s messy. primal. filthy.

your juices drip down her chin, down her throat. your thighs tremble. your breath hitches. your hands clutch at her hair, nails dragging across her scalp. you feel her growl when you do it—feel it, right through your core.

and when you cum?

you scream.

not just her name—raw sound, ripped from your lungs as your body breaks over her mouth, as your vision shatters, as your hips jerk and your legs nearly give out.

but sevika doesn’t stop.

you’re panting. twitching. begging.

“sev—please—can’t—”

she just licks up your mess, spits it back onto your pussy, and licks again.

“told you,” she rasps, voice hoarse and soaked. “if i can’t breathe, i’ll pull you down harder.”

you go again.

sobbing this time.

and sevika doesn’t let you up until you’ve cum twice more, collapsed and boneless and wrecked above her—your body trembling, cunt swollen and twitching, thighs streaked with her spit and your cum.

she finally lets go.

just enough to breathe.

but when she looks up at you—lips glossy, eyes wild, jaw slick with you—she grins.

“too heavy, huh?”

her tongue flicks out.

“fucking try me.”

editing acc: @sevikastr4p on tiktok