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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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name them. now.

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beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones

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i'll fucking do it but christ alive

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yes

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw

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Artist: What tattoo do you want?

Leto Joker: I want “HA HA HA” on my chest.

Artist: Okay.

Leto Joker: Because I’m a bit mad!

Artist: I said okay.

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I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

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Baldur’s Gate 3 is really showing me that my deepest fantasy is someone telling me that my kindness made a difference to them and they’re better for it. 😭😭😭