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krislbrd-blog · 5 years
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Napaka tanga mo lynch akala mo naman napaka talino mo!!! Tang ina nito. Sipain ko kaya mukha mo!!!!!!!!! Basagin ko mukha mo asian asshole
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krislbrd-blog · 5 years
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Napaka tanga mo lynch akala mo naman napaka talino mo!!! Tang ina nito. Sipain ko kaya mukha mo!!!!!!!!! Basagin ko mukha mo asian asshole
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krislbrd-blog · 7 years
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A love story
So, there's this guy who is named Kris. He is tall, not too handsome and not too ugly, hahaha, cool af, player, sporty, and he loves to hangout w/ his friends. But the thing is he is single. So while his single, he enjoyed the company of his friends and the beers and some girls. 😂 And he loves to play computer games too. He doesnt care about his grades in school. But the thing is, he doesnt fail those courses! 🤣 eventhough he is that good for nothing guy. Its like a miracle. Haha. While he was playing in the computer shop. All of his friends are stalking about girls in their school. But he doesnt care at first, cause he doesnt want to be in a relationship to a girl in the same school, but what intrigue him the most is that one of his friends said these words: Bro that girl is so pretty, so pretty but We saw her at the gym taking her armpit hair off, dang girl, why you do that?" . It made me laugh and want to see her face, it also made me pause a game that I am playing. Im playing DOTA 2, and you know what happened next, I was like is she the one? (I LIKE WEIRD GIRLS) then all of my friends was"yeah bro" and then when I see another of her pictures, I saw another girl, "boy im so lucky, she's friend with my nephew's girlfriend (My nephew is older than me and his girlfriend is 19 y/o at that time). So when I got home I went to my nephew's house, since its a 2 minute walk from my house. I talk to him and ask him who's this chick. And she said that's angel bro, she has a boyfriend right now. They've been like that for 3 years or more. Do you like her? I said: yes, I like her. And he said: Goodluck bro. Hahaha. I dont think that they're going to breakup. (But I still asked for her fb account, Ig and twitter accnt) and when I got It. I add her up on fb, I followed her on IG and twitter. And saw it all. She really do love her boyfriend. But I wont give up, I chatted her. And she just opened it and closed it. ThefuckingFb said : SEEN!!!!!! Thats the first time I have ever been seen!!!!!! So fuck that. I stopped chatting her and being interested in her. So after 2 months, I have a girlfriend, she was my ex girlfriend, And I just missed her, you know, being alone in the room and do some stuff. Like, playing and fucking, but the thing is, if you fuck someone you dont really love, for me its like masturbating, but with a another person helping you. You know what i mean? Then after a month being with my ex. Before I went to school someone popup in my phone. And chat me, it was the girl from before, the one who seen my messages? Remember? So I replied and I told her: wow, you're messenger app is like a real late reciever ha. It took you 3 months to reply. Wow! And she just laugh. So were like friends now. Though were in the same school, I dont want to see her. Cause I have a girlfriend that time. But my girlfriend at that time, fuck his mentor in fire dance? I fucking caught her bro! And after we brokeup they've been a sweet couple and she got pregnant for like 3 months. Bro, we've been together for like a month and shes pregnant for 3 months now! What the heck? Its a good thing, we broke up. So the thing is, me and this other girl the one who seen me on messenger. Have some kind of similarity we were both got cheated on and just got used. So we became so tight you know? Like close friends w/ no malice.
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