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if you were hoping dungeon meshi was going to be a chill found family cooking romp and were disappointed that it wasn't, THIS is the show you were looking for!

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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

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i wonder how the curse will manifest today

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being gay in the early 2010s was crazy people would walk up to you and say "did you know neil patrick harris is gay" and that would be the whole sentence

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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Osaka castle overlooking Nippon Life Stadium, 1960.

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Today's Card Is: Choco, Seeker of Paradise

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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getting surgery tomorrow and my doctor's name is 15dogs

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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.

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I couldn't get the smoke to work out soo smugjug don't EVER exhale

smugjug model by @moctor

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Shorty

turn it around and let me see something

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To begin with, it’s not what you'd call "gravy." Over the past 200 years, a consciousness appeared layer by layer at the crucible of the Trawlerman. It's not unlike the way life started in the oceans four billion years ago. Wigan was our primordial soup, a base of evolution. We are formless. We are the very smack and barm that Wiganers invoke so often. How can anyone hope to eliminate us? As long as this chippy exists, so will we.

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.