krissisms
krissisms
krissisms
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Stupid shit krissasaur & friends say.
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krissisms · 6 years ago
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Ethin: What should I name my penguin?
Equisp: Waddles
Ethin: L-A-D-D-L-E-S?
Equisp: That's Laddels, but that works too.
Ethin: Oh, did I say L? I meant W.
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krissisms · 6 years ago
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Ethin: We never win unless we do and then its a real loss
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krissisms · 6 years ago
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Kriss: I don't like my butt tube.
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krissisms · 6 years ago
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Kriss: What was that actresses name? Jeniston Anifer?
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krissisms · 7 years ago
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Kriss: I want to be a toast master.
Papa: Go out into the sun and get all toasty.
Kriss: NO I LIKE BEING WHITE.... wait... that came out wrong.
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krissisms · 7 years ago
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Kriss: I hate Sundays.
Papa: Why, they are delicious.
Kriss: Because I don't get Mondays.
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krissisms · 7 years ago
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Kriss: What the fuck is that?? It's like a hole chimney.
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krissisms · 7 years ago
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Papa: Congrats on your noopitals.
Me: New nipples?
Dante & Lee: Piddles?
Papa: She got married, you know, noopitals.
Everyone: ..... Oh, nuptials.
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krissisms · 7 years ago
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Kriss: I don't believe in god or special fabric.
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krissisms · 7 years ago
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Ethin: Peanut butters are plants.
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krissisms · 7 years ago
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Kriss: OH MY GOD IT'S A SPOODY BOOT
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krissisms · 8 years ago
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Kriss: You should play Overwatch with me so you can hate your life.
Allie: I DO!
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krissisms · 8 years ago
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Froyo: We have... what's it called... teeth insurance?
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krissisms · 8 years ago
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Dante: Cryotic
Kriss: Cryaotic, I think he mixed Cry and Chaotic Monkey together.
Dante: Cryotic?
Kriss: No there is an 'A.'
Dante: Oh, The 'A' comes from the word 'monkey.'
Kriss: ... There is no 'A' in monkey...
Dante: WHAT?
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krissisms · 8 years ago
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Kriss: Do you white channel (DIY channel)
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krissisms · 8 years ago
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Dante: I am lighting a candle.
Kriss: What kind of candle?
Dante: A smell candle.
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krissisms · 8 years ago
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Tommy: Isn't that a dutchman hound
(doberman pinscher)
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