"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"
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cry me a lake by justin timberriver
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one time i was at dr. seuss land at universal studios in orlando and i saw the grinch so i went up to him and i said “i’m glad you stole christmas because i’m jewish” and the dude in the costume got down on one knee and proposed to me
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boys who actually make plans
it doesn’t have to be elaborate
i don’t care for fancy dates
but if he says,
"hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat."
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?"
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."
it sounds totes better than
"idk what do you want to do choose"
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so josh hutcherson went to a kentucky basketball game yeah
and the crowd blOODY MOCKINGJAY-SALUTED HIM
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the most important photo of our time, the leader of the free world talking with president Obama
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tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
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if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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