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🚨 ・・・・・ 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗧.

you're my best friend and we're both short on cash, so fuck it, let's start an only fans together. we definitely won't fall for each other in the meantime. wink wink, nudge nudge.

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Pride & Prejudice, dir. Joe Wright

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looking for writing partners! open to any plots, but would LOVE a mafia boss x exotic dancer.

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need baby plots pls and thank you. like and i’ll come to you (:

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give me a plot based on eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

muse a and muse b had a painful breakup after many years together. muse a is unable to move on from her past relationship, and eventually she seeks out an experimental procedure that would erase her memories of muse b. once she starts therapy, she begins to replay all of the painfully beautiful memories with muse b. let’s write the day muse a realized she was in love. let’s write out the night they first had sex, followed by the intimate pillow talk afterwards. let’s write out the pregnancy scare that scared them both straight and the fight that might’ve ensued. as she relieves the memories, muse a realizes she doesn’t want to let them go. she tries to fight the experiment, not wanting to lose all the pieces of muse b. she awakens from the procedure with fragmented memories of muse b, not losing all of them as the experimental procedure suggested. will they end up together in the end? was the experimental procedure the catalyst for the success of their relationship?

pls give me

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BILL SKARSGÅRD THE CROW (2024) dir. Rupert Sanders

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ok but give me a plot where muse a and muse b are brand new parents, trying to navigate it all together — full of fluff, cute partner moments, domestic happiness, and the obvious struggles that come with being new parents, but all of the fulfillment that comes from bringing new life into the world. plus muse a thinks it’s so attractive seeing the baby in muse b’s arms, as an added bonus

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i want a priest but not in a “i want a priest to fuck me” way, i want a priest in a “i wish there was a priest at the small church in my town. a priest so devoted to his faith he’d barely notice me but once he does? i wish to be only thing possessing enough power to bring him away from his God” way

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church girl + unholy bf . i need it .

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when you left, i found out i was pregnant with your baby. that’s it, that’s the plot.

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HIT MAN (2023) dir. Richard Linklater

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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

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based on call me by your name

set in northern italy during a particularly hot summer, freshly twenty-one year old muse a is spending her vacation at her family's villa. her father is an american professor, who invites muse b, a graduate student, to assist him for the summer. muse b was not expecting his professor's daughter to be a troublemaking college girl lounging around the villa in the tiniest of dresses at all times. he puts his walls up at first, refusing to get distracted by her sensual, alluring nature, but his plan fails one particular afternoon. the two spend the summer sneaking around muse a's parents. they ride bikes to the nearby lake, jumping into the cold water without any clothes on. they fuck each other in just about every location in and out of the villa, always returning to the kitchen for a fresh glass of juice. what muse a doesn't know is that muse b has someone waiting for him back in the states. she's under the impression that their relationship will be the exact same once the summer's over. i'm envisioning two playful muses who are falling in love but pretending they aren't. they're always sun kissed from the intense summer sun, yet they hardly seek shade in the house. they sit outside and feed each other fruit while muse a's parents remain oblivious. they make plans for their future outside of the summer despite how different their lives are.

GIVE ME FORBIDDEN SUMMER ROMANCE!