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awesome news, everyone!!

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welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

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Smallville

Saddled with the inescapable knowledge that the Smallville TTRPG, published in 2010 to coincide with season nine of the show, is really really really smart.

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the astonishing magic of a percentage symbol, capable of transforming a population of several million living breathing working people with families and histories and aspirations and music and food cultures and expansive expressive languages and artistic traditions into a 1 or a 2 we don't have to think about

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Hey. I think I hate you.

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you can always write disgusting pornography btw. if you forgot

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I think they just joined a cult?

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The names of the episodes getting less enthusiastic is so funny to me cause you can feel Caine giving up

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Someone with a knife and determination, perhaps

i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

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Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

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it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that

you're gonna get tired very quickly

tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—

you're not gonna be as composed as you expect

humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)

DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)

DO GET A SPEAR

knights are faster than you think