krypto-tran

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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good

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She's not a morning girl

(she/her for both characters) 🦊🐺

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trying to get my transfem friend to be my sparring partner by claiming that it’s all just a complex form of impact play.

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google wikihow tutorials how to be a cute smug little brat that people want to spoil but also do violence to (gone sexual)

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faux sympathy is actually evil.

you’re ruining me, i’m shaking, barely coherent, and you have the audacity to say “i know, baby, it’s a lot, huh?” all sweet and condescending like yeah??? obviously??? but are you stopping? no :( you just keep going, all soft and sweet, acting like you feel bad while actively making it worse. it’s sick and i need more of it immediately.

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oh to wear a knife strapped against my thigh beneath a silk dress

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hypnosis gone wrong

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Im sorry but polyamory is the only natural way a relationship can work, a princess needs both a knight and a maid depriving her of one or the other is a fate far worse than even hell could conjure

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waiter! waiter! the kind of femme that needs her tits groped every other second please!

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Head of engineering: “Look I understand your concerns but I promise you even if Unit-19H was at an uncomfortable temperature we don’t have enough blankets!”

Pilot that hasn’t slept in 52 hours, between sobs while spreading three blankets on top of their mech: “But she’s cold!”

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i couldn't be a maid because even though i like to look for dusties to dusting i simply just do not treat royalty with the respect they desire. they'd have me hung in the town square not even a week in

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“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

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sometimes I think it is difficult for anyone to really understand how much of a challenge something like clothes shopping is even years into transition for a trans woman

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transfem who’s often horny but is even more often sleepy that’s very happy to hear about her new girlfriend’s somno kink.

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You wouldn’t tie a doll’s legs and arms together and make it sit seiza for two hours. You wouldn’t because it would sit anyway with a simple command and it’s no problem at all for something without nerves or blood-suffused joints. It doesn’t make sense so you wouldn’t wouldn’t wouldn’t.

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