kryptyonian
kryptyonian
no.1 loser truther
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kryptyonian · 12 hours ago
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more wind breaker stuff cuz im down bad
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kryptyonian · 12 hours ago
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when your circle small but all yallcrazy
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kryptyonian · 2 days ago
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Cool Tim Drake...I miss you cool Tim Drake please come back..
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kryptyonian · 3 days ago
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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.
American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.
Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.
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kryptyonian · 3 days ago
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Sakura Haruka is just a baby
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We got some glimpses of his backstory and previous home life during the kiryu arc
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It’s so sad to see, clearly kitty’s situation brings up memories and rubs him the wrong way. He’s moved past his past in a way, grown from his time away… given by in one panel he says to Kiryu I that he’d never make that same face” but he’s raring and ready to defend and help kiryu and his sister from their abusive dad. But obviously with the way he is when Sakura first comes to the town he’s not totally over it… and I mean who would be? That was his life and clearly he wasn’t loved or valued or taken care of. In fact, he was very clearly abused.
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I started the wbk manga for three things: endo and sakuras fight, umemiya and sakura bonding, and sakuras backstory.
It’s clear his backstory is tragic and sad and I cannot wait for Satoru nii to explore it more.
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kryptyonian · 3 days ago
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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kryptyonian · 3 days ago
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happy pride month to these losers
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kryptyonian · 3 days ago
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been binge reading wind breaker
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kryptyonian · 3 days ago
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"nobody cares about tim drake--" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
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I CARE ABOUT TIM DRAKE. I DO. LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM
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kryptyonian · 5 days ago
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here's the entire plot of semantic error summed up for those who haven't watched it yet
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kryptyonian · 6 days ago
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Charlie Kelly stuck in a glue trap
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kryptyonian · 6 days ago
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tim drake hate kinda funny because people found a robin so annoying they KILLED him and guess what it wasnt tim
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kryptyonian · 7 days ago
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kryptyonian · 7 days ago
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for a friend
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kryptyonian · 7 days ago
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i love them a normal amount
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kryptyonian · 7 days ago
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happy pride to the founding fathers. I hope they know it’s legal now
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kryptyonian · 7 days ago
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