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Words aren't going to bring people back from the dead.
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Today, beauty can be argued that it is the product of the application of makeup, or the image people see pre-makeup. I think it relies on the person in reference. I think this picture makes me look beautiful. I'm not saying this to brag. It's not everyday I feel comfortable enough to say compliment myself since in don't always agree with other peoples compliments.
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#halloween #sugarskull #diadelosmuertosmakeup #dayofthedead
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School porn
Person A: what's one feature about a guy or a girl that turns you on?
Person B: shoulders #schoolporn
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This makes me so happy


Auto Mechanics Pose Dramatically to Recreate Renaissance Paintings
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signs as things you regret
aries: starting a race off sprinting and having no energy to finish
taurus: getting in the shower then forgetting your new bottle of shampoo outside
gemini: saying something you didn't mean out loud just because it crossed your mind
cancer: not doing enough fun things as a child
leo: every moment you could've said something amazing in a group conversation but didn't
virgo: leaving all your responsibilities off for the morning after and staying up way too late
libra: eating too much, sleeping too much, talking too much, everything that you've done today way too much
scorpio: not getting out of bed at all during the weekend
sagittarius: leaving some people you probably should've stuck with just because you were afraid of missing out on someone better
capricorn: waiting too long to do something about that thing that's been bugging you
aquarius: not getting their number :/
pisces: spending the money you promised yourself you'd save up
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how the signs act around bae
check venus too!
Aries: very flirty and touchy when alone and goofy in public
Taurus: lil shy but aggressively hinting at cuddling
Gemini: oh god so many dirty jokes
Cancer: always blushing and being cuties
Leo: so upfront abt everything and also participating in all the pda
Virgo: secretly rly wants to hold hands everywhere but is too embarrassed to say so
Libra: soooo much flirting and joking
Scorpio: probably kinda shy, but still trying to be affectionate
Sagittarius: doing anything and everything to make bae laugh
Capricorn: hella shy, gets flustered easily
Aquarius: goes with the flow, laughs a lot with them
Pisces: soo romantic and cute (a lot of pda tho)
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the signs as things people have said in my group chat
Aries: can i fite ur stepdad
Taurus: my dick is bigger but ok
Gemini: im bad at video games and relationships
Cancer: for some reason i almost said im pregnant again
Leo: someone say something offensive so i can fight them
Virgo: i feel like this is ladys a cougar
Libra: we love you even if you are an exotic dancer
Scorpio: that's all fine and dandy but please dont start using tumblrina unironically
Sagittarius: this is the best poop ive taken in awhile
Capricorn: no it literally isnt its a damn number you ass hat
Aquarius: hey dad remember when you watched lesbian porn on tv when i was two hahshabffhfsbfhdjghz
Pisces: this group chat makes me hungry for a block of salt
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WHAT GREEK GODS ARE YOU COMPATIBLE WITH?
Aphrodite: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra
Apollo: Gemini, Sagittarius
Ares: Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn
Artemis: Virgo, Aquarius
Athena: Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn
Demeter: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces
Eros: Cancer, Libra, Scorpio
Hades: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius
Hectate: Gemini, Aquarius, Pisces
Helios: Leo, Sagittarius
Hephaestus: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
Hera: Scorpio, Capricorn
Hermes: Gemini, Virgo, Pisces
Hestia: Taurus, Cancer
Morpheus: Leo, Pisces
Nike: Aries, Capricorn
Persephone: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius
Poseidon: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
Themis: Aries, Gemini, Libra
Zeus: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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How to Piss Off the Zodiac Signs
The Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius): Yell at them, tell them to their face that they are wrong, tell them that they do not matter, try to physically intimidate them, brag about winning something that they were competing in, brag about being better than them.
The Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn): Fuck with their daily routine, try to force them to speak or go out when they do not want to, tell them that their logic makes no sense, steal or ask to borrow their money, borrow their personal effects without asking.
The Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius): Do not speak to them at all, better yet, do not even knowledge their presence, force them to carry the conversation on their own, tell them that their logic and beliefs are stupid but refuse to explain why, do not invite them to your party.
The Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces): Hurt their feelings, tell them that their emotions are invalid, tell them that their emotions are stupid because they do not make logical sense, tell everyone their deep dark secrets, tell them to stop crying.
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Right when I was about to take a pic of her, she turned around and I ended up getting this. #camerashy
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Hi guys http://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/Sbjm3cy
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When you're on Whisper and find this right after you get done stalking a famous math teachers Instagram
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This account is amazing lol








During math we made our math teacher an Instagram and he laughed for like 10 minutes straight.
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