krysslabryn
krysslabryn
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I'm just here for the monster porn. But it's 2021 and maybe we can hope now? Meanwhile see my side blog for the exophilia stuff
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krysslabryn · 23 days ago
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What the establishment doesn't want you to know is that the JFK assassin was actually a future version of JFK assassinating his past self in order to trigger a TK-Class causality implosion scenario in order to retro-preemptively stop 22nd century agents of the Neo-Soviet hegemony from causing WWIII.
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krysslabryn · 23 days ago
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The thing about Lovecraft's work is that he did write about some genuinely fucked up critters, but he doesn't seem to have had a clear picture of which ones those are. "Dog that inhabits right angles" and "sapient colour" are treated as exactly as mind-bending as, like, "guy who looks like a fish" and "big penguin".
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krysslabryn · 23 days ago
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Double-headed dildo, but backwards and angry
Yeah, seems legit lol
so a Blorbo is a type of spiritual chew toy, i gather
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one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”
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krysslabryn · 23 days ago
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So do the bitches on Facebook.
"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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krysslabryn · 23 days ago
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Like a new friend!
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krysslabryn · 23 days ago
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It's called parallel play in children, and I enjoy it even as an adult! It's nice to just be able to do your own thing in the company of others.
Chibird store | Positive pin club | Instagram
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krysslabryn · 23 days ago
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the achilles scene in the odyssey is haunting tbh. the whole iliad being about men dying to have honor and glory to be remembered after death and achilles is just, just getting to the point where he believes maybe there’s more to life than dying and maybe he doesn’t want to lose his life in this pointless war and then him getting pulled into it anyway, dying the homeric hero he never wanted to be, then meeting odysseus in the underworld and telling him a slave’s lot would be better than his own because at least he would be alive
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krysslabryn · 28 days ago
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may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.
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krysslabryn · 28 days ago
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krysslabryn · 28 days ago
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Everyone meet just a normal goose :)
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krysslabryn · 28 days ago
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I got all three front panels embroidered in time for comicon! Yes, the goal was to have this done enough for pennsic, but secondary goal was to have it done enough for comiccon and the comiccombat demo, which I managed to do!
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Also because someone wanted me to post a video of me twirling, here it is!
(Ignore the fact that I just wore my normal clothes underneath and not the light green kirtle I actually have to go with it)
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