kschlatt1999

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KYAAAA

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schlatt coming home DRUNK and it starts out fluffy and sweet as reader gives him some water and tylenol and takes him to bed, but big guy doesn’t want to be alone so he’s clutching on to reader and falls asleep. eventually bro gets bricked UP and his rubbing himself against reader’s thigh mid sleep, so reader wakes him up to tell him and lets him continue, and j is just so loopy and sleepy and drunk and needy he ends up overstimulating himself and creams his shorts while reader is talking him through it ❤️

youre so right

cw: alcohol, so much praise, needy schlatt

the amount of time the fromt door handle was jingling meant one of two things. you were getting broken into or schlatt's drunk, which was more likey so you went ahead and opened the door

not expecting him to be leaning all of his weight on the door too. he giggles and groans from his new spot at your feet, grabbing your hand when you reach to help him

"let's get you to bed big guy" you help him stumble to the bed, then help (pretty much entirely) undress him. in just his shorts, you shimmy him under the covers

you try leaving, only to have your hand grabbed by schlatt. "i'll be right back baby, i promise" at that he lets go with a grumble, shutting his eyes

you turn the lights off on your way out. gathering a cup of water and some pain meds, you quickly and quietly reenter the room

"tootssss" he slurs, reaching out to you when you catch his eye

"hey big guy, just take these for me okay?" you gently hand over the glass and pills

he does as you asked, but not before giving a snarky mumble

he perks up when you call him a good boy though

after a few moments of running your fingers through his hair to soothe him, you put a blanket over him and turned to leave

"dont wan' f'kn cuddle?" he grumbles, aggressively patting the bed space next to him

you sigh and lay down next to him, not expecting too much in the way of actual cuddles, but schlatt sneakily (to him, obvious to the sober world) wrapped his arms around you, holding you close

"mine, mine,, mine" mumbled against your neck

"all yours big guy, now it's bedtime" you coo, stroking his hair

timeskip <3

you wake up to a whiny schlatt humping your leg like a dog

"aww,, good boy <3 you needy for me?" that earns you an eager nod and half whine half growl "just take what you need baby" you have a solid grip on his hair, just tight enough to have him mewling in your ear

his thrusts speed up, occaisionally missing the target and earning a long whine and tighter embrace

faster than youd seen him ever before, you feel a wet spot soaking through his boxers

but he didnt stop

"need you need you fuck, please baby please" hes shaking as he sloppily rubs against your leg in the aftershocks

"good boy" you kiss his head as you slowly release his hair "so proud of you. now.. do we wanna clean up or wa-" a loud snore cuts you off

guess it's tomorrow's problem

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normalestschlattfan.mp4

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may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever

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AND SHE'S RIGHT-

“i like big noses because you can like… sit on em” -wise words spoken by doja cat

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Streamer Games screen caps, because why not?!

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that rihanna reign just won't let up - 20 years of ROBYN RIHANNA FENTY

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One of the best things a girl can be is a Sexual Punching Bag

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cnc because i want you to want me so bad that you can't hold yourself back

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there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

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here's a hot take i think it is human nature to think you could use the death note responsibly. i know making fun of people who are like "rip to light but i'm different" is a meme at this point but when people are like "i would NOT use it" i'm like well you can think that right now, because it's an entirely fictional weapon that is not in your hands in this very moment. death note reduces the entirety of human history to what is a shockingly succinct trolley problem: if you could press a button and kill the people who YOU think are making the world a worse place, would you do it? the only way to opt out is to exist in a vacuum, to have no investment in the state of the world. but the personal is political. when push comes to shove i do think absolute power corrupts absolutely, except for me, who would only kill oligarchs and billionaires and politicians with bad vibes

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I need him to choke me like th- *gunshot*

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words can't explain how good charlie looks in the stream where he reacts to gen loss💔

HIS ARMS. i cant. i need him to manhandle me

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apple trend with remisa, they make me sad

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PLEASE LEMME EAT HIM-

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Why are you problematic

just for fun