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STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.

FOR AMIGOS;

“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”

“You were right. As per usual.”

“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”

“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”

“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”

“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”

“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”

“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”

“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”

“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”

“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”

“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”

“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”

“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”

“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”

“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”

“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”

“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”

“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”

“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”

“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”

“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”

“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”

“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”

“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”

“How much money do you have on you?”

“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”

“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”

“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

FOR LOVERS;

“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”

“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”

“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”

“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”

“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”

“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”

“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”

“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”

“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”

“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”

“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”

“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”

“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”

“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”

“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”

“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”

“My dog licks better than you do.”

“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”

“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”

“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”

“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”

“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”

“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”

“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”

“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”

“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”

“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”

“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”

“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”

“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”

“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

FOR TEXTERS;

[text] This is upsetting my poop.

[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.

[text] So it involves feces and large birds.

[text] She said that to you? Why?

[text] Please come back. I miss you.

[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?

[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.

[text] …did you just send me a nude?

[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.

[text] I don’t know why I said that.

[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.

[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.

[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?

[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.

[text] Please. I need this so badly.

[text] I trust you completely.

[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.

[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.

[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.

[text] I will not get you donuts.

[text] Please? I love you.

[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.

[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.

[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.

[text] You’re cute.

[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.

[text] Fuck off.

[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.

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All the texts!

[SMS] Oppa: yah oppaaaa.... I can't fall asleep TT~TT Why does it have to be so hot in the summer.... [SMS] Oppa: Aigoo... I really need to say this but... You're to cute. [SMS] Oppa: Omo! You can't read that last message... Just delete it right away, if you don't I'll... I'll blackmail you with something! [SMS] Oppa: Is it ok if I call you Jagiya? You're so sweet to me all the time and I'm so lucky to have you~ You're so good to me all the time. [SMS] Oppa: Hehe guessss what oppaa! I've got a secret! I've been drinking! I'm surprised I can type so well, aren't you? Aigoo I almost dropped my phone! Where are you! I miss your pretty face...

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Please reblog if you are okay with random starters, pre-established relationships and responses to ask memes. I need some new people to bug with starters & what nots. 

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Random texts.

[ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.

[ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.

[ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.

[ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.

[ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.

[ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.

[ text ]: I can't find my phone.

[ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.

[ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.

[ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.

[ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.

[ text ]: Do you have my dog?

[ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?

[ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.

[ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.

[ text ]: All my underwear is gone.

[ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.

[ text ]: Who's house am I in?

[ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.

[ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.

[ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.

[ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.

[ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.

[ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.

[ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.

[ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.

[ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.

[ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.

[ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.

[ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.

[ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.

[ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.

[ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.

[ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.

[ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo

[ text ]: auto cucumber is bae

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Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

Send ✘ for an unsent text

Send ☠ for a threatening message

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

Send ♣ for a drunk message

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book starters [6] ;

                    [ THE BURIAL AT THEBES  S E N T E N C E  M E M E ]                                           ( SEAMUS HEANEY. )

“What’s to become of us?”

“Why are we always the ones?”

“There is nothing, sister. Nothing.”

“Hurt and humiliation — But this, I can not take.”

“I mean — Have you not heard?”

“The walls in there have ears.”

“This is for your ears only.”

“What is it? You have me scared.”

“Whoever isn’t for us, is against us.”

“You are just a body; to be dumped, disposed of like a carcass, left out for the birds to feed on.”

“If things have gone so far, what is there I can do?”

“We are weak where they are strong. Whether this or worse, we must do as we are told.”

“The dead will have to forgive me.”

“Anything else is madness.”

“From now on and no matter how your mind may I change, I will not accept your help.”

“If death comes, so be it. There will be glory in it.”

“I will go with my held high. The Gods will be proud of me.”

“The land of the living is neither here or there. We enter it and we leave it.”

“Live, then; and live with your choice.”

“Your cover-ups sicken me. I have nothing to hide from the powers that see it all.”

“I am doing what has to be done.”

“What are you? Hot-headed or cold-blooded?”

“You are mad, you don’t have a chance.”

“Nothing is going to stop the ones that love you from keeping on loving you.”

“Glory be to brightness, to the gleaming sun.”

“I am next in line. The throne has come to me.”

“Worst is the man who has all the good advice, and then because his nerve fails, fails to act in accordance with it, as a leader should.”

“Who would choose to be dead?”

“Never underestimate the lure of money.”

“Only a loony would walk himself into this.”

“Get there, get it out and get it over with.”

“I didn’t do the thing, I didn’t see who did it, and so, in fairness, I shouldn’t be blamed for it.”

“Why do you need such fences and defenses?”

“What are you saying? What man would dare do this?”

“I am the one that’s never welcome; the bearer of the bad news.”

“Enough. Do not anger me.”

“The gods, you think, will side with the likes of him?”

“Money has a long & sinister reach. It slips into the system, changes hands and starts to eat away at the foundations of everything we stand for.”

“Watch it. You are over stepping.”

“Can I say a word or am I just dismissed?”

“I warn you. You should keep a civil tongue.”

“What’s happening here is that the judge has misjudged everything.”

“There is no such thing as an oath the can not be broken.”

“Circumstances change, and so your mind changes.”

“Every now and then, the things you’d hardly let yourself imagine, actually happen.”

“Let me go. My job is done.”

“And you stand over this? This is the truth?”

“I did now. How could I not? Didn’t everybody?”

“And still you dared to disobey me?”

“I disobeyed because the law was not just.”

“The bigger the resistance, the bigger the collapse.”

“Iron that’s forged the hardest, snaps the quickest.”

“Even the wildest horses come to heel when they are reined & bitted right.”

“That’s how guilt affects some people. They break and everything comes out.”

“Will it be enough for you? To see me executed?”

“So you know something no one else knows?”

“They know it too. They are just too afraid to say it.”

“You terrorized us.”

“I won’t allow this, Justice won’t allow it.”

“If you die, how will I keep on living?”

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Hi hi hi

Hello~ how are you today

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★☆ ACTIVITY CHECK 06/21 — 06/27

Please make sure to reblog this post before the end of this Saturday (06/27, 11:59 PM KST) if you don’t want to be out of an apartment by the end of the week.

This is now mandatory. We will no longer have mid-check warnings, and anyone who doesn’t reblog this will be automatically taken out of the tenant list. We will be less lenient about moving back in from now on.

People on (non-expired) hiatus will still be exempt, of course.

Make sure that your URL is the same as the one that’s listed in the main tenant list. If you changed without informing the building, we will assume that you have since moved on and have no interest in staying.

Please try to reblog the activity checks from the main account. If you were to reblog this from another tenant’s post and he/she deactivate his/her account, we will not be notified of that reblog.

It doesn’t matter how new you are; please reblog this to make sure that you don’t get take off. Thank you!

Think of this post as your rent notice. Failure to comply will leave you without a place to stay. Thank you for your time, and have a good day tenants!

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Oh just working, trying to make it through college! You?

Haha I thought it was polar bears!

Maybe it’s polar bears. Maybe I said it wrong… {`gives a shrug} Eh. Doesn’t matter. They both do the same job which is to break the ice. How are you, though? What have you been up to recently?

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“Aish...” She said as she slumped back in her seat giving Chris a weird look. “ But you know, the crazy ones are more fun... They also know how to have fun...” She said raising her eyebrow, giving him the you know what I mean look. She laughed as she watched him pat his stomach and chest and shook her head. “ The only thing I hear is the sound of fat moving around! Abs of steel... Aigoo what a pabo.” She said as she sat upright. “ Yeah you think so? Let’s see you use your ‘good looks’ to get a free meal next time.” She smirked at him. “ Shouldn’t matter if its a male.”

“You always have to bring that up, don’t you?”

Hanuel laughed. “ Of course I do!” She said, her laughing subsiding. “ I mean you should have seen the look on your face. I have never seen some one get so scared before.” She patted him on the shoulder. “ But it’s ok because only I know about it…” She paused for a moment. “ For now.” She said with a wink.

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(( can you guys please reblog this if you’re not selective over the faceclaims you roleplay with. as in you’re willing to roleplay with anyone no matter what fandom or race or whatever. ))

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Hanuel started laughing. “ Yah, really do they argue with you about things like that?” She couldn’t help but to laugh. It seemed so silly to her. “ They have some issues than. To think you are to blame.” She shook her head as her laughing died down. Her face became to serious. “ It doesn’t matter where I work... It’s a secret.” She said almost defensively. “ Who said this was for work any way? I said an event...” If any one ever found out about this... It would be the end of her.

“I probably should by now I mean I have a sister.” With those words he looked up to the ceiling. “It’s alright until some nerd wants to fight over his faves. What the heck do they want me to do if their favourite character suddenly came out as gay– I sell them not write them.” He looked back at her for a moment almost not believing his eyes. “So tell me Sailor Moor what ever do you work in. This would be great– For a cosplay. But yeah.”

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Welcome to Shiki! I'm Soyeon and I hope you enjoy your time here with us.

Thank you ^^ nice to meet you im Hanuel~

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Welcome, welcome! I'm Ryota~

Aww, nice to meet you ^^ Im hanuel

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Hello there, pretty lady! My name's Naeun and welcome to the Shiki family. I hope you enjoy your time here and should you ever need company for anything, I'm here.

Ani... You flatter me~ Nice to meet you ^^ I’m hanuel~ thank you ^^

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Over the years, I have come to love fat penguins. Do you know why?

-shakes head- nuh huh why?