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[ktbofficial]

That's very interesting, because yours disagreed

since you already got an ask about the manufacturers whats your opinion on the KTB

I want to preface this by reiterating that the Kobold is my favorite frame in Lancer.

The history of the Karrakin Trade Baronies is rich and varied, and the circumstances that led to their creation is very fun to look at when compared to Union. I have nothing but praise for the writing in Lancer

However

How to begin to describe that old throne? I'll show you

Karrakis is a wheezing old bitch, shambling towards an end via a stone cold stunner in a cage match

No one even turned into a worm/10

L+ratio+slag spray+terraform+slag cannon+seismic ripper

[ktbofficial]

Is this the quality of men that republicanism attracts? Traitors and HORUS cells?

since you already got an ask about the manufacturers whats your opinion on the KTB

I want to preface this by reiterating that the Kobold is my favorite frame in Lancer.

The history of the Karrakin Trade Baronies is rich and varied, and the circumstances that led to their creation is very fun to look at when compared to Union. I have nothing but praise for the writing in Lancer

However

How to begin to describe that old throne? I'll show you

Karrakis is a wheezing old bitch, shambling towards an end via a stone cold stunner in a cage match

No one even turned into a worm/10

L+ratio+slag spray+terraform+slag cannon+seismic ripper

[ktbofficial]

Have you truly no better than... this?

Fair Greetings, Omninet.

I am Torrentes the Third of House Bilal, a Minor House under the Venerable House of Smoke, and I have created this "Blog" in order to represent my beloved House separately of the @ktbofficial account, so that my House does not have to be associated with that vile Hagiographic mongrel-dog Ferdinand Cannamos from the House of Stone.

[ktbofficial]

You know I understand why you were put in charge of this account, actually. Its because they don't care about it enough to put someone with more tact or charm, because you just incapable enough at anything else but just of enough high born blood to fulfill this position. A position that you think gives you something to do without any actually ability to ruin much of anything for your peers. Still I do hope you find some joy in the duty Ferdinand. If for nothing else other than your sake.

Incapable? I ask, my anonymous friend, what exactly makes you so much more capable than myself? Are you fleet admiral of a delivery van? Lord of the House of Body-Pillows? And for your information, while I am for reasons I sincerely hope you understand private about my actual duties, they do exist.

[ktbofficial]

Did I address you?

Fair Greetings, Omninet.

I am Torrentes the Third of House Bilal, a Minor House under the Venerable House of Smoke, and I have created this "Blog" in order to represent my beloved House separately of the @ktbofficial account, so that my House does not have to be associated with that vile Hagiographic mongrel-dog Ferdinand Cannamos from the House of Stone.

[ktbofficial]

Oh, and one last thing: Union does not care for you. Union seeks nothing more than the total annihilation of the Karrakin Trade Baronies, and have done so since they first contacted us. No amount of concessions to the enemy's culture will protect you. In the end, Union will have their corporate minions come into your house, and they will rob you of your property, and they will take your children to be indoctrinated out of their traditions and birthright, and they will put one of their grey-clothed viceroys on your throne, and they will "redistribute" your wife to him. For all that, they will thank you with decades of hard labor mining asteroids, or they will thank you with a bullet to the head.

Fair Greetings, Omninet.

I am Torrentes the Third of House Bilal, a Minor House under the Venerable House of Smoke, and I have created this "Blog" in order to represent my beloved House separately of the @ktbofficial account, so that my House does not have to be associated with that vile Hagiographic mongrel-dog Ferdinand Cannamos from the House of Stone.

[ktbofficial]

I am ashamed of you, petulant brat of a once-great house. You slander your forefathers with this earth-derived liberalism - your illustrious ancestors did not give their lives to protect us from Union for you to inherit their ineffectual wheel-spinning liberalism pockmarked with destructive violence and chaos, at the whims of the lowest parts of the populace.

As filth filters to the bottom of a treatment pond, we appreciate your effort to filter yourself from the legacy of the Trade Baronies. Perhaps our noble cousin would like to dye his hair and undergo a cosmetic procedure as well.

You spit in the face of your father, honorless cur. Is your greatest aspiration truly to sit face-to-face with a common serf, to throw away centuries of commitment for the sake of becoming a grocer's clerk? All in the name of "progress?"

Fair Greetings, Omninet.

I am Torrentes the Third of House Bilal, a Minor House under the Venerable House of Smoke, and I have created this "Blog" in order to represent my beloved House separately of the @ktbofficial account, so that my House does not have to be associated with that vile Hagiographic mongrel-dog Ferdinand Cannamos from the House of Stone.

[ktbofficial]

I believe you've been called out. https://www.tumblr.com/vexwerewolf/758754312303345664/to-his-granite-lordship-ferdinand-cannamos

Yes. I am still formulating an appropriate response to my noble cousin’s letter, but rest assured, such besmirchment of my honour shall not go without answer

[ktbofficial]

She has taught me well in this new art of war, yes.

haha stupid karrakin losers - dogfriend_68

I apologize for how long it took to get back to you. I fear I was busy with important matters of state in between my marital duties with my wife, her wife, and your wife.

[ktbofficial]

imagine applying to be a lancer , going through arduous training, learning all these unique combat skills, and then when you get your mech you’re given an Assault and not an Everest and you realize you’ve been an NPC this entire time. Soul-crushing

I don't think people in Lancer have that sort of in-universe division

[ktbofficial]

hey Ferdinand whens the next cookout i miss the way you make ribs theyre always so awesome

We have a fleet review to come, and then I and a few of my compatriots from the Navy are to meet. Yes, I will prepare the rib-of-pig, and you are invited to attend if it is at all convenient to you.

[ktbofficial]

haha stupid karrakin losers - dogfriend_68

I apologize for how long it took to get back to you. I fear I was busy with important matters of state in between my marital duties with my wife, her wife, and your wife.

[ktbofficial]

hey so like if Union has way more worlds than Karrakis does why is Union dependent on your resources? Why doesn’t the UEB just substitute the resource production and have the DoJ/HR just move in and wipe out your little caste system, since your Navy uses battleships that are, canonically, hot wet piles of industrial waste?

Union is, politically, an utter disaster, a mass of squabbling children. Yes, she is large - but size is not power. The resource question, in the modern age, is not a question of access or quantity (there are plenty of uninhabited and uninhabitable systems to go around, of course) but of extraction. In matters of extraction, nine systems, well-populated and well-equipped to the task, can be the equal of dozens of systems peopled by squabbling nation-states or scattered colonies. Union's Core is unequal to the task of large-scale resource extraction because of the libertine "culture" of idle luxury in which their populace languishes.

Regarding the question of why Union does not crush us, it is obvious - their system of 'Auxilia,' born of the inability of their body politic to exert control over its own limbs, makes it impossible for them to create a fleet equal to the Baronic fleet. Does any of its member states wish to be the first to be crushed against us? No! As Union cannot organize a unitary navy worth a damn, they must rely on the goodwill of their member states, most of whom see some half-hearted ideal of absolute democracy as no reason to waste their blood and sweat upon the Karrakin Trade Baronies, with the exception of the so-called Purview.

Finally, I assure you, our Navy is the best in the galaxy entire. I pray that you may retain your ignorance. Good day, sir!

[ktbofficial]

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Do you remember the Knights of Khayradin?

You destroy your honor upon Ludra's World, your bodies with profane science, and your minds with unbridled ambition, and you call yourselves Knights of Khayradin? You, sir, are a mere projection of the Maw! Do not taint our house with your disgrace!

[ktbofficial]

Greetings Lord Cannamos, I am contacting you on behalf of the Dawnlight First and Only company of fortune.

It has come to my - and certainly your - attention, that @revvedandrunning , currently employed by the House of Stone as a weapons designer, is at this very moment boarding a ship with the intent of causing its administrative NHP to cascade and then kidnap it.

If the House of Stone still claims them as an affiliate, then we request that you intercede to stop this. If your House does not, then we wish to know as soon as possible, so that we can stop them ourselves knowing it will not be a transgression against you.

Respectfully yours, Lieutenant Colonel Thren Pollux.

We have no idea of our engineer's private activities, but Revved has always been honorable in the view of ourselves. Look within yourself - do your orders place you upon the path of righteousness? If they do, I shall provide no obstacle to the discharge of your duty. If not, and our engineer is acting in the cause of chivalry and honor, then provide him no obstacle, lest you face our anger

[ktbofficial]

Hey karrakin trade baronies, its pride month on the cradle calendar. You know what that means

Why does this matter? Must we whip gay serfs?

[ktbofficial]

Lancer tonight for me! Take your bets, folks: will our party usher in a new age of interspecies diplomacy, peace, and understanding, or will they nuke those xeno bastards