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one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.
i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”
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when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed
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it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}
anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal
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People will literally be doing anything on ao3
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redemption arcs that double as tragedies!! you're a better person than you've ever been and you have nothing left to your name!!you have to rebuild yourself and your life from the ground up and you're smiling in the ashes!! you were devastated your life is ruined!!! nothing is ever going to be the same ever again you are never going to regain what you had you are never going to be free of the guilt you are never going to be able to go home there is nothing left for you!!! you are free you are more yourself than you've ever been!! fires help forests grow!!
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real sufferers don't let anyone know. even themselves.
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I'm lgate
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helloooo watch chainsaw man......
other powerpoints ive made
#the concept of makima being aptly summarized as an abusive mother-evil dragon-whimsical cinephile#this is so funny Thank you#csm#chainsaw man
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oh i've been thinking about their music taste SO hard since i read the karaoke chapter
tamon listens to Everything.... like he definitely knows a little too much about musique concrete.... or like specific regional music scenes. type of guy to know the comprehensive history of Leningrad Tock. or bulawayo jazz. or gothenburg melodeath. or udigrudi. pop yeh-yeh. hamburger schule. mafioso rap. but he also keeps up with "mainstream" music or oricon charts or whatever. mf had kpop choreo memorized. i just know his family's vinyl collection is Stacked
when eugene asked him if he could sing western songs he said yes & also recognized the metal song eugene sang so i decided he can mimic accents pretty accurately & can At the very least sing english songs with a fluent accent even if he has no idea what he's singing. it doesn't make him any better at studying english but if you make him sing he'll lock in.
since mogari grew up with southern all stars i'd assume also listened to a lot of iconic showa-earlier heisei hits?? .... literally just listing off random popular artists bc i'm not Exactly sure what "old" music means to him but matsuda seiko, momoe yamaguchi, happy end, ayumi hamasaki, mr.children, b'z?? enka in general? but also speaking of happy end he probably knows the beatles
and since going to school & meeting fuku he might've heard trendy songs too
i made a post abt my hc for eugene's being a metalhead & super well-versed in metal history bc his grandma used to be one and introduced him to her music taste that she kept over the years ... he enjoys it all as long as it's british!! imagine little eugene (WITH ear protection on) with his grandma hanging out in the back of a concert venue
zaki listens to. well. anisongs obviously & also video game & vocaloid i'd imagine? idk i feel like he could bond with mogari bc afaik older bands made lots of anime ops Take that with a grain of salt
ichimiya would love glittery pop and j-euro. he and rinri listen to the same jpop divas and pink glitter gel pen idols And kpop & he would want to talk about it with her So Bad
hi phanbus nation pls throw all of ur headcannons in my face. just hit me square in the head with your headcannons. smother me, if you will, with your headcannons. Thanks.
#phantom busters#what i think the cast would listen to is so separate from the songs i've assigned to them like. thematically#do i think about rencoded songs.... yes! do i think he would listen to any of them No. he needs to kill his cousin
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kind of obsessed with this comment from the aoteaora nz subreddit….
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The only adhd tips that work:
1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)
2. Never sit down (never sit down)
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The duel
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how it feels to watch my hunger-food-love-exorcism-meal as communal ritual bullshit come to fruition I'm rejoicing. i love you neoshoco.
#semi-cohesive thoughts coming soon#it's so dire i have got to talk about this chapter#AND doubling down on the cult framing of the shishikunos oh neo your beautiful mind.....#phantom busters
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