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Me high at the art gallery

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me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

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Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

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this is so GOOD and PUre

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i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

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Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

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i’ve pretty much never been less surprised by anything

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If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

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Seriously

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Why do you like sharks?

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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies

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*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.