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disabled cats in warriors: i am...useless...I can never be a warrior...I am a burden to my clan...at least in starclan I will run again...
disabled cats in real life:
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i wish u could hold out ur hand to pigeons and they’d come sniff it like cats would & they’d go ooo rooo rorooo oo and let u pet them. alas bird flu
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"Molag Bal said to them: 'You are the sons of liars, dogs, and wolf-headed women.' They have been useless to summon ever since."
--An excerpt from 36 Lessons of Vivec, suggesting that scamps were degraded by Molag Bal.
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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?
I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.
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the henry rollins bisexualism quote. need it on my desk asap
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SGA 1x16
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My mum sold mlm stuff while she was pregnant with me
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once a week the lab they create youtubers in will generate a new committee-reviewed person to put on my homepage and I will sometimes click on the video because I am interested in seeing where the average subculture person is with respects to, well, subculture. the dark truth that this person is scandalized by is the fact that the artist works on eroge.
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you're in her DMs i'm eating her dog's pain pills
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how it feels when someone says “can i be tmi really quick”


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