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TBH ENTP #75

i used to read a lot, and i genuinely enjoyed it but ever since entering college and having things to do, i just don’t have the patience anymore. Like someone sends me an article, I open it, scroll for half a second, and then I’m like– nope, too many words

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THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN 😍😩

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socializing with humans goes well so far

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cartoon meme: [4/10] shows ♡ steven universe Isn’t it remarkable, Steven? This world is full of so many possibilities. Each living thing has an entirely unique experience. The sights they see, the sounds they hear. The lives they live are so complicated, and so simple. I can’t wait for you to join them. Steven, we can’t both exist. I’m going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself, that’s me, loving you and loving being you. Because you’re going to be something extraordinary. You’re going to be a human being.

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this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

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dont use internet humor outside of the internet

no one will laugh

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things ive heard people say in class:

“what if i just straight up break down in class and scare the shit out of ms neo so that she’ll postpone the test?”

“is it too early if i have a breakdown in january?” “its the second week, man.” “i know.” 

“let’s all just collectively skip the national exams, fuck the system!” *aggressive cheering*

in a really choked up voice, “i have rights.”

“what if i become a monk? do monks have to take exams?”

“in this context, what does ‘rapid’ mean?” “FAST AND FURIOUS”

“did y’all do the chem homework?” *collective ‘no’s* “alright, good. nobody be a wimp and do their homework, alright? if we’re fucked, we’re all fucked together.”

“wait, you mean to say that this school still teach fun stuff like music??”

*scandalised gasp* “you stole my circle template’s virginity!” “all i did was hook a finger through one of the holes!” “exactly!” 

“i bought this $2 knee guard just because i want to pretend that i’m injured so that i can sit out of PE.” [slides knee guard on] “i have three consecutive tests after this and lord knows i need all the extra study time that i can get.”

in an increasingly panicked voice, “i can’t just do my lit homework in 30mins!” “well, i did.” “what did you put for characterisation and further analysis?” “i said the protagonist was a fuckboy, and then proceeded to write 3 paragraphs and a conclusion consisting of utter bullshit on why he’s a fuckboy.”

“don’t they call people from Germany, germanese?” said by a top student.

“i think i’m a hermaphrodite.”

“fuck, i hate this. can i just be an escort? or have like 67 sugar daddies?”

in the middle of physics class: “i’m leaving, i’m fucking leaving. i’m going down to the canteen to buy takeouts of 3 fishball noodles. y’all want anything?”

“i want the saddest pepe the frog meme you can find as our class logo.”

“i found a salsa dip in my bag, anyone have some chips?” [a girl sighs, puts down her calculator and reaches into her sports bag] “i do.”

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//(( The Family of Love’s official last name is now..Fire! This was thought up by @spatialheather who had the hilarious idea to reference this famous ATLA scene and I just HAD to do it!//))

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NO.

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random drawings/doodles sorry for lack of activity :c

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my life wouldn’t be this bad if Lorde would just put out a second album

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This black man had a chance to meet with a racist woman, who was watching him with his family grilling. As soon as he tried to come closer to her to ask why would she do that, she immediately started screaming “RAPE! SOMEBODY HELP ME ,I’M BEING RAPED”.That is what white women did back in the Nineteenth century. They blamed black men when they never even touched them. She also said she’s gonna report him, however, when she found out he was taping this whole time, her courage vanished.

“Thank God cell phone cameras! Because you , people, can’t lie anymore!”

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Newark police chased 10-year-old Legend Preston because they thought he was an adult.

Ten-year-old Legend Preston’s mother said on Facebook that her “fun loving child is forever changed” after being chased by armed police who reportedly mistook him for an adult robbery suspect.

Preston was playing basketball near his home in Newark, New Jersey, when his ball rolled into the street. He ran to retrieve it, and that’s when he saw the police officers. 

“Some police started coming this way with guns pointed at me, and then I ran into the backyard,” Legend said. The cops only let up when witnesses stepped in.

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