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when you tell a girl that you’re gay and then she begins telling you shit like:
“omg, you should totally go out with that guy, he’s gay too!”
“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY”
“Ugh, all the hot guys are gay!”
“oh my god, I’ve always wanted a gay best friend!”
“So like, how do you know if you‘re gay if you never done anything with a girl?”
“You remind me of Kurt from glee.”
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fun fact- sharks jaws arent actually fused to their skull. you can always tell whether or not a shark is trying to bite something because they literally THRUST THEIR JAWS FORWARD
this shark is just opening his mouth
this shark wants to fuck you up
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