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i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don鈥檛 even know how our language really works we just roll with it
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btw if you're on this site it is your duty to reblog any post that has been prophecied to reach 10k notes. let's all annoy op
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biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
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Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it鈥檚 gunna be good soon
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either
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theres a guy that keeps reblogging from me and and adding nothing
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
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