kukkapuro

[kukkapuro]

૮ ･ ﻌ･ა LOOKS LEFT

LOOKS RIGHT ૮･ﻌ ･ ა

🍖🦴✨ KUKKAPRUO REPORTING FOR SNUGGLES 🐾💗🌀

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Yuji would kneel by Kukkapuro and reach out gently to scratch underneath his chin with a small hum. A gentle head tilt was seen as he spoke "Kukkapuro. Were you good while i was away?" The fox asks, a small smile on his lips.

WIGGLE!!! 🐾💨✨

Kukkapūro leans dramatically into the chin scritch, tongue flopping out the side of his mouth like a flag of HONOR. His tail goes helicopter mode, thwapping the floor like a drumroll for his own excellence. 🥁🐶

Was he good?? Was he GOOD???

Cue the flashback montage:

Heroic barking at shadows ✅

Fierce guarding of sock drawer ✅

Only ate one (1) furniture ✅

Made deep meaningful eye contact with the moon ✅🌕

He places one paw solemnly on Yuji’s knee. Licks their face.

💖 HE WAS THE GOODEST. 💖

His eyes say: Did not betray. Did not bite. Did, however, bring home a large mysterious stick and now it lives in your bathtub. Love you. 🛁🪵���

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*Accidentally leaves a piece of cheese out on his counter* Oh no... how could Renji be so clumsy and do such a thing... Guess this is a chance for a certain arrancar to come and steal it.... while Renji's not looking - oh no!

🐾👀 ...sniff sniff... SNIFFFFF... CHEEEESE?!?! 🧀🧠💥💥💥

💨💨—WHOOMPF.💨💨

A blur of wiggle and zoom SLAMS into the countertop then liiiiifts to peek at the surface!!! 🎯🐶 Kukkapūro STARES at the cheese. This is an emergency. 🔥🧀 Experts (aka: Kukkapūro. It’s just him. He’s the expert.) say cheese must NEVER be left unsupervised!!! That’s a LAW!!! 📜🐾⚖️

He slooooowly reaches up one paw… another… little pink tongue sticking out in heroic focus… 😤👅🐾 SUCCESS!!! THE CHEESE HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED!!! 🍽️🧀✨

A waggle-wag note is left behind, scribbled in crayon (probably)

“dear renjisama, i has saved ur home from unguarded dairy. 🧀💀 u r welcome. 💪🐶 pls leave out 5-7 more just in case. 🍖 sincerely, kukkapūro, cheese enforcement unit (c.e.u.) officer level: MAXIMUM.” 🐾🎖️🚓🧀💕

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Akari brings him a little bone she found for him to gnaw on, for being a good boy ♡

ʷʰᶦⁿᵉ... 🦴👀

AAAAAARRRRRUUUUUU~!!! 🐾💖💥

A TREAT!!! A TREASURE!!! A HOLY RELIC OF GOODNESS DELIVERED BY THE GENTLE-HANDED GODDESS AKARI!!!

Kukkapūro throws himself into an immediate and ceremonial full-body roll of thanks, tongue flopping and tail doing laps like it’s training for the Seireitei Olympics. He circles her three times (four for luck!!), then flops dramatically at her feet with the bone clutched between his paws like a priceless gem.

Gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw— OH YES this one is crunchy!!! Like victory!! Like destiny!!

He will treasure it with his entire heart. Unless he buries it. Which he might. For safety. 🐾💨💕

(He also leaves her a thank-you rock. It is... moist.)

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Does he have a treat for the puppy? Or is it an illusion? Who knows.

❛ --- Now now, sit. ❜

Spoiler alert: he does have a treat.

🐶👑💥 IT’S REAL. IT’S HAPPENING. 💥👑🐶

Kukkapūro sits so fast he almost launches his buttfluff into the floorboards. Tail = turbo mode. Eyes = full sparkle. Tongue = OUT. Mouth = OPEN. Soul = READY 🐾💨

✨🍖 AIZEN-SAMA HAS BESTOWED THE BLESSING. 🍖✨

He does not question. He does not hesitate. He accepts the sacred Snack of Supreme Lord Aizen—the Glorious Giver of Goodies, the Merciful Master of Meat Bits, the Sovereign of “Sit” and Snack-time. 👑🍗💫

CHOMP.

🍗💀💗 flavor level: SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT 💗💀🍗

Kukkapūro collapses into a roll, flails his legs like he’s been snack-struck by the divine, and lets out the most grateful snort.

And then he stares up at the Master

👁️👃🏽👁️

Tail: still wagging. Faith: restored. Snack debt: eternal

Would commit espionage. Would fight Gillian. Would chew Soutaichou's sandal. Just say the word, Master Lord Treat King. 🐾💘 10/10 would accept treat again

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"Who is the goodiest of good boys You are! YOU ARE!" He scratches one of his ears before wrapping him up with a blanket for the upcoming cold. "Look at you, looking like a Prince getting all the snacks in the world!"

🐾🐶💖💥 WUUUFFFF-FWUMP!!! 💥💖🐶🐾

Kukkapūro explodes into wiggles so powerful they register on a minor spiritual earthquake scale.

Blanket?? Cocoon of royal warmth. Ear scratch?? Melody from the gods. Called a prince?? Immediate delusions of grandeur.

��💫 He is Kukkapūro, 35th Arrancar, 1st of the Goodest Boys, Keeper of Treats, Blanket Burrito Supreme, and Heir to the Throne of Wiggles!! 💫💭

He shuffles proudly in the blanket like a sentient cinnamon roll, tail peeking out the back, swishing like a slow fanfare. He must commemorate this kindness... somehow...

‼️ A single crunchy chew retrieved from secret stash. Dropped reverently at their feet.

Royal tribute. 👑🦴

He then promptly flops over sideways with a mighty WHUMPH, blanket rolling half off his head like a heroic battle cape.

👁️👁️ Softest stare. 👅 Tongue slightly out. 🌀 Ready to be admired forever.

🐾💌 You may continue now, Royal Snack Distributor. Kukkapūro is listening. 💌🐾

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@deathssubstitute

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Nell hugs Kukkapuro, cuddling him. (from @ramxswords, have some wholesome Nell affection and love moment ✨)

💥💖🐾 AWRRR-WUFF?? WUFF-WUFF?? 🐾💖💥

Kukkapūro goes FULL ragdoll the moment Nell hugs him—legs flailing like a dropped sack of noodles, tongue lolling out dramatically. He lets out the most heroic, over-the-top sigh of joy imaginable. Like he just returned from war. Like this hug is what he’s been fighting for his WHOLE LIFE 🫡💞

His tail is doing a windmill of honor. His ears are wiggling so fast they generate local breeze conditions. His entire soul leaves his body and returns with a squeaky toy.

🐶💭 This is it. He lives here now. He will eat all her enemies. Even the mail.

He snorts. Licks her nose. Flops back dramatically with a final flump into her lap.

👑 King of Hugs. Slayer of Anxieties. Professional Nap Weight. Kukkapūro has achieved PEAK DOG 💯

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Even undead ghost dogs like cheese right? Time to pay the cheese tax?

🧀👃 SNIFF-SNUFF-SNIIIIFF …GASP… CH-CH-CH-CHEESE??????? 🧀💥💛💛💛

🐾 Kukkapūro’s ears FLING UP!! His tail achieves Escape Velocity Wiggle Mode™!! 💫

He does seventeen spins, three happy sneezes, and a dramatic FLOP at your feet, tongue lolling out like a good boy who has SEEN THE CHEESE GOD.

He offers one (1) ghostly paw in solemn payment: ✨THE CHEESE TAX SHALL BE COLLECTED✨

Kukkapūro will now guard this cheese forever. He is no longer Kukkapūro, Arrancar #35.

He is…

🧀 KUKKACHEESO, WARDEN OF WHEELS. 🧀

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૮ ⚆ﻌ⚆ა

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AWHOOOOOOO!! NICE FRIEND!!! FRIENDS GET WIGGLES AND SNIFFS AND NOSE TOUCHES AND KISSES 🐾💦 ARF ARF BARK

unprompted // always accepting

/pets

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Renji has come to give good boy some treats! He has a variety! Some chews, some dried jerkies, some little fruit snacks!! Kukkapuro gets all of it!

🐾🎉🍖🐶💥💚💚💚💚💚

WHAM—WIGGLE—ZOOOOOM!!

AWRRRRR-WUFF-WUFF-WUFF!!! 🐾💨

THE BIG RED TIGER-MAN HAS BLESSED HIM!!! 🙏✨ Kukkapūro flops over instantly, tail slapping the ground like a tambourine, eyes sparkling with uncontainable DOG JOY™.

CHEWS?!? 🍖 JERKIES?!? 🥩 FRUIT SNACKS?!?! 🍓🍌💥💥💥

He does twelve spins, knocks over a decorative vase (not sorry), and tries to fit everything in his mouth at once. Mmf-mff-thank-you-mff!! 💥

He then attempts to bury one treat in Renji’s hair for later. Safe-keeping. HONOR. LOVE. SNACK.

🐾💚 ONE MILLION WIGGLES OF DEVOTION TO THE GIVER OF TREATS!! 💚🐾

flop. nap now. on foot. you live here now.

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via

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Nelliel throws a ball for Kukkapuro to catch. "Fetch, boy!" (from @ramxswords)

🏐✨—THE ORB HAS BEEN LAUNCHED—✨🏐

ZOOOOOM!! Kukkapūro explodes from stillness into a rocket-powered BLUR, his paws kicking up sand and spiritual dust behind him like a meteor crash. 🐾💨 His ears are slicked back, eyes locked on the target, tongue flapping wildly like a little flag of purpose.

🐶💥 MISSION: FETCH. 🐶💥 OBJECTIVE: PLEASE NELLIEL, THE BEAUTIFUL GODDESS OF BALL THROWING.

He leaps—WUFF!—mid-air, limbs stretched, tail in full wag-attack mode—SNAP!! The ball is caught in his jaws with unholy precision. 🥎🦷✨

Then—SKRRRT!—he lands in a glorious tumble, rolls once (dramatic flair), and barrels back with such joy in his soul he nearly falls sideways from wag energy alone.

HAS HE PLEASED HER?? HE BROUGHT BACK HER TOY SHE LOST!!! It was a naughty toy it ran away, but he is a good boy and brought it back. Did he do GOOD?! DID YOU SEE?? 💖💖💖

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Wiggles a bag of dog treats around. "Who's a good boy?"

✨💥🦴!!!!—WUFF-WUFF-WUFF!!—!!!!💥✨

Kukkapūro detonates into a chaotic pinwheel of joy so intense that the air physically vibrates. His tail becomes a blur of centrifugal force. His ears perk so hard they nearly launch off his head. 🐾🌀

TREAT SOUNDS DETECTED. FRIEND VOICE ACTIVATED. GOOD BOY PROTOCOL ENGAGED. 💖🐶

He plants his butt firmly on the floor, because that’s what good boys do. But he’s vibrating. Just vibrating. Full-body shimmies. His eyes are huge and hopeful. Sparkling with eternal devotion and snack anticipation. 🦴🥺💕

Tap-tap-tap go his front paws. Wag-wag-wag goes his tail. Stare-stare-stare goes his face. 👀💘

He flops over. Exposes The Belly™. Whimpers in theatrical, world-ending joy.

HE IS THE GOOD STRONG BOY!! RIGHT HERE!! BEST SNIFFER YESSSSS!!!