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she calls me a haitian immigrant with the way i eat her cat

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call me a haitian immigrant the way i'm eating these dawgs

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i am entering the war on drugs on the side of drugs

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person who only votes for the candidate who will fund playgrounds the most call that a single issue swing voter

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In the J.P. Straight up “morgin it”. And by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say. My sub-prime loan

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wearing the psych ward grippy socks to the trampoline park

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person who votes entirely based on who they think won the epic rap battle of history

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pro-china marxist whose pronouns are xi/che

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the only spirits i know are wine &

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i worship those balls call me sack religious

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like a child pronouncing the word pterodactyl i "p" very loudly

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'tis the season for some sloppy

falalalala lala la la

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noooo don't kill yourself you're goatedddd

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i now pronouns you man/wife

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grew up in a rough italian neighborhood call that the spaghetto

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“why so painless?” -the oucher

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Thank you @the-agent-of-blight and everyone who got me to 500 reblogs!

wearing a margaritaville shirt without ever having been there is stolen valor