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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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let's tell mama about my first day at school

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Waking up in a cold sweat realizing I never posted the original DoorKeay / my first TMA fanart 🖤🌀✌️ (or the one that came after it but patience…)

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controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

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I loved them so much! 😭✨

They are so relatable like omg… and the songs and the fights 🔥

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

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it's Make A Terrible Comic Day!

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what the fuck

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute