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*kumo is sitting face down at his desk, snoring.*

*his radio plays tunes as he sleeps peacefully.*

*his desk is cluttered with papers, pens, and other things.*

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This video is a hate crime against Italians

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*✨️epically flies down✨️*

hellllooooooo

it is i

the

🌸🌸🌸april fools person🌸🌸🌸

and i will apil fools U

*turns u into a literal jester hat*

*✨️flies away epically✨️*

*confused screaming*

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*incoherent sobbing into a pillow*

I've been waiting very patiently.

Finally.

It's almost time.

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I've been waiting very patiently.

Finally.

It's almost time.

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[FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO NOTICE THE GIFT ON THE COUNTER]

It's from the objects!

You got: A nice knitted jester hat! With a blue sweater, how nice!

-@objectsinthecircus

*he smiles warmly*

this will look lovely in my collection ^^

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*A gift has been placed on the counter just for you!*

*kumo looks at it while laying on the cloud*

what's this...

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*Merry christmas! Someone has dropped off something in the middle of the night… *

*Kumo receives a box... when he opens it, a cloud pops out and floats lazily in the air. You can lay on this cloud for a nap, and it's just as comfortable (and fitting) as it sounds. Really helps with the stress after a day of working the shop.*

(Mod note: this happened on Christmas I just didn't answer it whoops-)

*kumo pounces on the cloud almost immediately*

*comfortable sigh...*

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Leafy: ..okay?

Firey: You got any sparkly big boots?

-@objectsinthecircus

no- why do you even want that-

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Ruby: Aw man >:[

Leafy: What do you have over here anyways?

*Firey looks for any shoes, sparkly boots to be exact.*

-@objectsinthecircus

What you see is what we have.

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Firey: Hi! Remember me :]

*Ruby touches some of the merchandise because.. why not, leafy is just looking for something.*

-@objectsinthecircus

hey-! stop touchin' stuff!

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Firey: Hello!

*Ah, another customer, and he's brought 2 more people.*

Leafy: Oooooh!

*Ruby looks at the merchandise, curious and excited.*

-@objectsinthecircus

of course there's more...

*kumo puts on a smile*

welcome to my shop!

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No, thank you. These are very helpful and well priced.

*Grif chuckles as he puts the boxes away.*

You've got an interesting selection of things for sale. I don't need anything else right now, but I'll probably come back and buy something else at some point.

-@gryphonanon

Sounds good!

Thank you for shopping at Kumo's Collectibles!

See you around!

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It's nice to meet you too, Kumo!

*Grif slides the $60 closer to Kumo.*

I think this should be enough for 24 present boxes. I'm not sure if I'll use all of them, but it's always useful to have spares.

-@gryphonanon

*kumo happily puts the money in the cash register*

Thank you, Grif!

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*Grif smiles back, happy to come to an arrangement. He rummages in his bag for a bit before placing $60 on the counter.*

I'm Grif by the way, what's your name?

-@gryphonanon

My name is Kumo!

Nice to meet you, Grif!

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*Grif tilts his head a little confused, before shaking it.*

Oh no, that's very generous of you, but I couldn't. That feels like way too much of a discount... uh...

How about selling for half price instead? I wouldn't feel like I'm basically stealing from you then.

-@gryphonanon

*kumo happily agrees, just wanting to finally sell something*

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*Grif looks over the list and cocks his head at some of the items. He's not quite sure what to make of all the talk of hit points and buffs. Then his eyes settle on something more mundane but useful for the season.*

Hmmm, you wouldn't happen to do bulk deals on the present boxes? I've got quite a few gifts I'm planning on giving for the holidays.

-@gryphonanon

*kumo thinks about it for a minute, before smiling at grif*

I usually wouldn't do this, but since you're my first ever customer, I'll make an exception!

Take as many as you want, for the price of one!