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Every time a straight film critic reviews a film with same-sex love in it and they reassure the reader it’s “universal” they owe me, personally, $100
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Real life is like survival horror video games
I get lost
I am scared
Sometimes there is puzzles
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self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys
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I wouldn’t let David electrocute himself so I’m the asshole
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well, this sucks. toilet sauna, my chain restaurant where the restaurant is normal but the toilets are very, very hot, just went bankrupt
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*casually slips my hand in your inner thigh while we’re at the dinner table*
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