girl: did you peed?
boy: *smiles shyly*
girls:... did you danced?
boy: bite lip seductively
this post is for everybody who sometimes feel a little lonely and different from the world. you. matter.
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From episode 225 of Adam Conover's Factually podcast
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it is called grandma because the ma. is it is in the. and the grand is the. because of the ma. and basically ♥️
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What happened to retconlang?
what answer do you expect?
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medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.
me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you
peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali
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