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“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement
“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point
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From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this:

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it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it
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is it morally reprehensible if i [realizes i can't explain the questionable thing without admitting to it] didn't do anything wrong
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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:
Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016
Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.
You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.
Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.
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i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed
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#getting your driver's license should entail a psychological test bcs wtf is wrong with all of these psychos#thinking they look cool by writing threats on tumblr.com bitch we're all here none of us is cool stfu
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shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this
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The fuck do you mean Viktor spend the whole season talking about the glorious evolution and having overcome the weaknesses of the flesh while walking around in that bitchass blanket Jayce wrapped around him??

Like, can you imagine him getting out of that cocoon looking around for that damn piece of cloth, everybody is confused as hell and the conversation goes something like:
Viktor: wEre iS iT??
Ambessa: tf u doing boy? Stop wasting time we have a war to fight!
Viktor: Ma'm that's the emotional support blanket my bf gave me before I divorced him I CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT THAT BLANKET!!
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Well I would give a medieval peasant some spaghetti.
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