kuro-matcha
kuro-matcha
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/|\^•.•^/|\ * 19!! * xe/he/they * There may be a drawing on this dash once in a while, who knows :•
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kuro-matcha · 10 hours ago
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i'm watching a Deltarune LP in Japanese and found out that Tenna has a cute quirk where he ends a lot of his sentences with でしょう ("deshou") but he combines it with SHOW in English ("でSHOW" or "deSHOW")
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kuro-matcha · 10 hours ago
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kuro-matcha · 10 hours ago
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They’re so dumb I can’t get enough of them ohmyGOD
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kuro-matcha · 10 hours ago
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Toby Fox you magnificent bastard, you’ve done it again
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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LOL but seriously release the hounds
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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SLENDER review
Gameplay: Epic, but could be epicer.
I give it 4.5 out of 5 Dashies. 
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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my empire of dirt!!!❤️❤️❤️ #MyDirt
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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Soul
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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play toys ?
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kuro-matcha · 1 day ago
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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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