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HELLO, OLD ACCOUNT
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IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL
this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer
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someone: *sends me a 6 minute video*
me *35 seconds later*: haha that was very funny!thank you for sending it
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me at the dentist
dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
me: bro u were THERE
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guess who my favourite character is
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The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.
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One of my clearest high school memories is of the time I asked my freshman bio teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said “assassinated”
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