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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

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Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

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$30 is the new $20 which we all know is an adult $1

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just found this picture from an assignment i did last year

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reproductive rights is not a euphemism for abortion rights or the right of people to become pregnant, it also includes the rights of trans women to not be forcibly sterilized to get gender marker changes or the ability to freeze sperm. but those two things rarely make it on the radar even when trans women's reproductive rights are under attack.

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You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...

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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

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if youre an angel i bet someone putting their hand through your halo feels good. like in a dizzy/brain fuzzy way. bonus points if its to pet your head

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I can't find my original post where I posted it the first time (the link I saved is dead for some stupid hellsite reason) but I was thinking about this poem today and I can't reblog it so I'm gonna repost it.

I use the same embroidery needle

Until I lose it or the nickel plating wears off.

But I'm careful about lost needles

After stepping on one barefoot.

So mostly my needles end up losing their skin.

And sometimes I think about

How my dad couldn't throw anything away

If it might be useful later.

That didn't give him the right

To treat us how he did.

But I can't throw anything away either.

My grandma is worse, though.

She's a hoarder of fabric

Not the "teehee my stash is large" type,

But rather, the "it's time for an intervention" type.

She lost everything when my grandpa went blind,

And now she can't get rid of fabric,

Or stop buying more.

I live in fear of becoming like her,

So caught up in poverty

That I collect and collect and collect.

I wear my grandmother's poverty

When I make my own clothes,

Because when I was born

My grandma made all my clothes.

Poverty does a lot to a person,

In little ways and big.

It teaches you to hold onto things.

Because you'll never know when you might need it.

And another pack of needles

Is $5 I could spend on survival.

Sometimes I don't have a lot,

But I have always had enough.

Even still, the only thing that I can easily get rid of

Is fabric.

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My sci-fi series I've been tagging as martianverse is about a lot of things but first and foremost it's about colonial violence. And I know emphasizing the queerness would get more people wanting to read it & also it would be really really funny to mislead people into thinking this is gonna be cute. But I keep being honest about it. In my mind the queerness is a given of course they're gay and gendery but maybe that's what'll get the people of tumblr in the door. Shaking a bag of treats. The Indigenous spaceman is bisexual

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Sometimes when my old germophobia tries to kick in because of a dirty public restroom or something I just have to tell myself "hey, there are weird perverts who'd have touched this on purpose, and they're still alive"

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I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens